Kansas Crimson

dammit.

didn't think it would take this turn...

pdub wrote: ↑Fri Nov 09, 2018 7:50 pmCRs moms house.

My.

MOTHER.

is.

a.

SAINT.

KEEP her NAME OUT of your FILTHY POSTS!!

ummmmmm...

lobster wrote: ↑Wed Nov 07, 2018 3:28 pm Try to find out why she is divorced, but be aware that women usually are not honest about what really happened. Proceed with caution.

You'll never guess what I did.

PhDhawk wrote: ↑Wed Nov 07, 2018 3:56 pm

pdub wrote: ↑Wed Nov 07, 2018 3:55 pm

PhDhawk wrote: ↑Wed Nov 07, 2018 3:24 pm
impossible. Pwhittemore doesn't have a mother, he was born out of pure evil

Did you mean JFish because I think CR was talking about JFish's mom?

Fuck you. You know what I meant.

I banged your mom.

just now.

I banged your mom.

jfish26 wrote: ↑Wed Nov 07, 2018 9:50 am And of course if there's kids in the marriage, that's a different deal entirely. I just presumed there's not, because I feel like "I banged a mom!" would totally have merited mention in oussie's story.

I banged your mom.

"Under The Grandstands" by Seymour Butts

Fat guy in my old complex loved to dance.

He could really bust a moob.

Don't know what triggered this random mammary.

shindig wrote: ↑Tue Oct 30, 2018 8:51 am ...[O]ther good ones are:
The Ring
Paranormal Activity

Oh, man. Yeah. Agreed.

Ohh Blair witch! That came out when I was in junior high and it scared the eff out of everybody. In college my roommate wrote some big essay about Scream. While all the classic slasher movies feature an identified villain external to the social circle, Scream was innovative in that no one knows who...

OK.

Made me laugh

The idea of hanging out for a manual transmission cracks me up. Probably depends on the driving you do. A good manual, paired w/ an apt engine, can be intuitive, invisible and nuanced day-to-day and especially in inclement weather. With regard to some critical aspects of driving, you do the thinkin...

ousdahl wrote: ↑Tue Oct 30, 2018 3:32 pm Who do you think gutter masterbates daily to?

gutter!


Lol...j/k for any of you children/toddlers/kiddos (is that a "term"?) who/whom thought/think I/you was/were kidding/totally serious.

Thanks, and have a great day!

Not tryin' to bag on you, chikn.

Talkin' to the sky, I guess...

I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be a PITA, but this discussion is why I don't linger more. FB prgms grow slowly. They just do. Beaty is a f***ing MAN of a coach. He took a job which, for a hundred reasons, looked like career hell. No flippin' schollies, a fanbase which acts like it don't know jack and ...

sorry, man.

OKAY. I've given this some thought. Heavy thought. Super smart thought, too.

Top four, from lightly humorous, to darkly scary:

Killer High
Evil Dead 2
Sixth Sense
Blair Witch Project*




*not a pop pick, but scared the dogsh*t outta this guy

Period.

Because our guys can BEAT these guys in a football game.