Kansas Crimson

I will be there tonight. So I apologize in advance.

KU 87
GU 70

Donald Trump is the kid who presses the “reset” button on the Nintendo and goes into the other room to break G.I. Joe’s when you’re beating him in Super Bases Loaded.

So sorry to hear about your pup, TDub. I've lost pets before, and you never seem to be truly whole again. But I hope you can find solace in knowing that -- no matter what your pup meant to you -- you meant the absolute world to him. Giving him the best life he could ever want is all you can do.

Is it time to turn the tables and say: "Trump had a huge lead, and then all the democrats got off work! Hur-hur-hur-hur-hur!!!"

Guns are for pussies.

Cold pizza

I played the guitar in a metal band in college if that fits in somewhere...

1. No - god is made by man, not the other way around.
2. 99.
3. My favorite is "Grandma" Gutter.
4. I'd take them all, but if I had to choose 1, I'd go with f.
5. a. They tried, but "get that shit outta here" is what I exclaimed. b. Social studies.

1. Well his license plate can only possibly stand for "Double Penetrate Me" sooooo... 2. I'm guessing its some sort of slang related to double penetration. 3. Don't break up with her. 4. c) the child. I live my life by one cardinal rule: never miss an opportunity to make abrupt, physical c...

I'm not a fan of Chicago either. I was on Michigan Avenue today, and Gutter yelled at me for punching a kick in the back of the head.

1. (a) Larry David; (b) Jesus 2. CBS 3. Only in my wildest dreams. 4. (a) A par 3; (b) ocean; (c) Ccccchhhhhhhiiieeeeffffs; (d) moving to Glenns Ferry, Idaho and getting a job at a bakery. 5. I throw all of my coins away - so as of right now, the answer is yes. But as soon as I take out the trash, t...

1. The only one of those I have ever had is Twix.
2. I only wear stolen tie dyed shirts.
3. Absolutely - and I wouldn't even mind the middle seat.
4. (a) Yes; (b) No; (c) I would never.
5. Jayhawk... nice
Bonus: Men's Wimbledon Final

NewtonHawk11 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 17, 2020 11:13 am
Side point. I don't know if there is a worse drive in the USA than La Junta to Walsenberg. Gross.

Counterpoint: driving anywhere in Columbia, Missouri.

1. Forgot that I ordered lunch online somewhere, and never went to pick it up.
2. I want my soles to be as black as my soul.
3. The abolishment of organized religion.
4. The Hero.
5. No, I'm saving mine for a doomsday scenario.

1. COVID has to take a test to see if it has me.
2. I'm not even certain of the shape of the doorknobs in my home.
3. If I'm 23, I'm the student.
4. I'd let it go.
5. (a) Milwaukee (BIFM); (b) I'm rooting for baseball to be cancelled for the rest of time; (c) Chiefs, and it's not even close.

Hardman will have 600+ after Week 1

1. Zero minutes, and zero seconds.
2. New York pizza
3. No, even without COVID.
4. Smoky Mountain Brewery
5. The one that looks the most like something that doesn't exist.

ousdahl wrote: ↑Thu Jul 30, 2020 4:12 pm 3. RIP GG Allin?

"You didn't pay attention In '93 when GG was doin his last tour, he didn't show up. And when you wanna show up for a tour... you FUCKED up in '93. fuckin' poison cock sucker"

1. 100 solely due to KU missing its chance to bring home the banner. Other than that, I'd say 5. 2. Nope. 3. No. He never mattered to me as a person before he was president, and he still doesn't. Politics are for the petulant. 4. Family Guy or F Is For Family. 5. If it is anything like law school, t...