Kansas Crimson

Ohhhhhhh shit….


Guess who just scored a field ticket for Dicks tonight!!!!!!


(If I go missing after this, assume I got abducted on Shakedown Street)

That’s blackmild’s favorite too. Mine is, when I paint my masterpiece. It has all the elements - fantastical storytelling, surreal imagery, whimsical mood, plenty of good covers. Plus the whole idea of the title. Cuz I still think my best work remains ahead of me in life. (Cue illy like no OUSDAHL yo ...

So the dating apps let you pick questions to prompt a chat.

I added, “tell me your favorite Bob Dylan song.”

And, so far, 5/5, every single response has been Hurricane.

putting here instead of the tinder thread cuz, I mean, what were the odds?!

For this particular season, at least, I’m in this weird sorta paradoxical space in which the portal has contributed to a certain waning interest, yet is prob the biggest reason for excitement this season too. Our core of returning doods is just kind of a quirky mashup of players who may have already ...

Fish’s social circle?

Pretty sure that’s called a school.

sorry TDub, apparently the service around here's really gone downhill.

If you wanna just go tailgate out in the parking lot I got the cooler in the back of the truck full of ice cold Coorses plus a few Modelos too

1. peach pie, if for no other reason than it's small, and likely less of a sugar commitment than a medium size waffle. 2. no but my brother is coincidentally there (MV) right meow 3. god damnit gutter I thought you broke up with her! (But, to answer your question, yes...I'm still friends with ...

Ha. For a babe with a dire wolf tat I honestly expected more of a deadhead. But for the record I didn’t touch her. I just did what any gentleman on tinder should do, and referred her to the plug with the acid. Oh! And cowgirl babe just posted a meme like “I so relate to Dorothy in wizard of oz cuz it ...

Bonus points to add/deduct: - living out of/being on the run from “the old life” in a 1977 Chevy van with no license plates - getting permabanned from Tinder for asking every match if they had the hook up on acid - so you ever been to the town of Gunnison so I just broke up with my boyfriend on the w ...

Man. So remember just like meeting people in real life first? Now take the libertarian cowgirl and the crystal hippie. Now put them together. And somehow this westslope dive bar manifested the love child of the two. Takes the bar stool next to me. Wearing daisy dukes and a ratty tank top, sans bra ...

No.

We been over this.

Ain’t no dynamic is fucked up, you’re just being too sensitive.

Now go get me another beer before you piss me off.

10 years ago cowgirl and I would be second dating at a bar. I would not have shared anything about 'how toxic my family' was even if it was. Yea. On a practical level, I think the best answer/what I’m looking for is, something like “my family dynamic is kinda fucked up too but I’m trying to break th ...

Man. So update! Had 3 dates lined up and went 2/3 over the weekend. The car sex babe I had been seeing for a few months flaked again. At this point pretty sure she’s banging Overlander. Was gonna have a closure talk if I saw her but at this point might just have to send her one of them John Deere l ...

Is this the end of the Iowa/UConn women’s game thread?

Fuck it.

POTD Illy.

Now can we all just get along.

Please?

You know, before we all get banned.

I've been trying to be nice (to Ous). if this is illy trying to be nice, then I sure don't wanna see him trying to be mean. You could, if you were motived and competent...(you're not) ... if you decided to get off your ass ... you're so far detached from reality to fuck offs like Ousdahl. he's ...

While driving across The Empire just sang along to this so loud that now I’m hoarse.

https://youtu.be/Ang5_0VVHnM?si=87xDQOrVmd7N_vSl

And just for the record, this like totally has nothing to do with that libertarian megababe from the tinder thread.

*blushes*

Finally pandering to that Qusdahl vote

Holy shit.

Housing crash thread?

More like illy crash thread.

Dude’s melting down even faster than an ice cream pie left out in the August sun.

This winter, or sooner!

^^^^ You can’t smoke weed all day if you don’t start in the morning. And to think some posters say I lack ambition! For real tho, zsn those are good questions. You’re once again demonstrating why you’re a quality poster (beyond just a good avatar) I think this initiative is just some general proposa ...