Totally random thread

[ousdahl]

oh god damnit.

[ousdahl]

would someone else please chime in?

Do I deserve to be accused of sexual assault or is Illy just being a little shithead again?

[Deleted User 75]

I'm being a shit head.


It was creepy, but not sexual assault.

[Deleted User 75]

It was also well executed and clever.

[jhawks99]

You're a terrible person ousey.

[Deleted User 62]

Clearly, she thought you were gay from the beginning.

[ousdahl]

ugh, sexual assault is something I take very seriously, so even joking about it makes me uncomfortable.

to add context, it wasn't a first date. we've hung out a couple other times, and last time we got naked but just didn't bang, pretty much like this time. I respect that and am cool with it too. I didn't bring that much up cuz I didn't mean for the story to come across as a conquest. Besides, just getting naked but not banging is the kind of weak shit that'll make plano accuse me of being gay.

I only shared the story cuz I thought it was funny. She laughed about it too, and wants to hang again.

now for the love of gaia, will somebody get this thread back on topic?

[ousdahl]

now I swear this is a totally random question, but:

has anyone ever taken any like community college drawing classes?

[jhawks99]

Mrs 99 was an art major when we met. I did not pose for her.

BTW, today is our 33rd anniversary.

[Deleted User 89]

w/o pics, this is bullshit

[ousdahl]

You're a terrible person ousey.

says the guy in the robe sipping champagne and watching me through a two way mirror.

jk but for real I hope you don't think I'm terrible. At least, too terrible. Maybe a little terrible.

but for real happy anniversary!

[Deleted User 62]

Mrs 99 was an art major when we met. I did not pose for her.

BTW, today is our 33rd anniversary.

Happy Anniversary. I guess that makes her around 47?

[jhawks99]

You're a terrible person ousey.

says the guy in the robe sipping champagne and watching me through a two way mirror.

jk but for real I hope you don't think I'm terrible. At least, too terrible. Maybe a little terrible.

but for real happy anniversary!

It's a smocking jacket.
I actually think you're a good person. I just had to pile on. Sounds like you two get along well together.
One word of advice, don't go all gutter.

[Deleted User 183]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BraJU5xlgfX/?

[jhawks99]

Just got back from the grocery store. There's a guy in front of me is about 20 years old or so, wearing a Syracuse shirt. Dude is scratching his butthole, like really diggin in there. When he's done, yeah, sniffed his fingers.

[Deleted User 62]

Probably looking for his car keys.

[PhDhawk]

Syracuse lost to Old Dominion today.

Oh sorry, that's college basketball, no one on this message board would be interested in that.

[DCHawk1]

On to the next one.

[ousdahl]

Zags at UNC ain’t bad.

It ain’t good, either. Heels been up all game.

[jhawks99]

Zags at UNC ain’t bad.

It ain’t good, either. Heels been up all game.

Wrong bored.