Half Donuts

Coffee talk.
Post Reply
User avatar
PhDhawk
Posts: 10076
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:03 am

Half Donuts

Post by PhDhawk »

Do any of you guys have any opinions about when someone cuts a donut in half from a communal supply of donuts and just leaves the other half to dry out?

Because I don't like it.
I only came to kick some ass...

Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
User avatar
pdub
Site Admin
Posts: 32280
Joined: Tue Aug 21, 2018 10:07 am

Re: Half Donuts

Post by pdub »

I'm 50/50 on that issue.
Deleted User 75

Re: Half Donuts

Post by Deleted User 75 »

I half way donut know what to think about having the ability to post on this new (and improved) site!
User avatar
PhDhawk
Posts: 10076
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:03 am

Re: Half Donuts

Post by PhDhawk »

Where is the "kick" feature?
I only came to kick some ass...

Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
User avatar
PhDhawk
Posts: 10076
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:03 am

Re: Half Donuts

Post by PhDhawk »

Do you think all four legged mammals are jealous that dogs got credited with doggy style?
I only came to kick some ass...

Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
User avatar
jhawks99
Contributor
Posts: 15725
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:34 am
Location: Woodbury, MN

Re: Half Donuts

Post by jhawks99 »

Is it the real illy?
Defense. Rebounds.
Deleted User 75

Re: Half Donuts

Post by Deleted User 75 »

jhawks99 wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:00 pm Is it the real illy?
Yup. New and improved illy!

New management lifted the ban. But I promised I'd only post in the golf thread and the half donuts thread for the most part.
User avatar
PhDhawk
Posts: 10076
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:03 am

Re: Half Donuts

Post by PhDhawk »

IllinoisJayhawk wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:45 pm
jhawks99 wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:00 pm Is it the real illy?
Yup. New and improved illy!

New management lifted the ban. But I promised I'd only post in the golf thread and the half donuts thread for the most part.
not cool
I only came to kick some ass...

Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
User avatar
KU1214
Posts: 146
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:01 pm

Re: Half Donuts

Post by KU1214 »

Not with donuts and definitely not with bagels. Just take the whole thing.
User avatar
PhDhawk
Posts: 10076
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:03 am

Re: Half Donuts

Post by PhDhawk »

This guy gets it.
I only came to kick some ass...

Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
User avatar
KU1214
Posts: 146
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:01 pm

Re: Half Donuts

Post by KU1214 »

...or cutting a pizza slice in half if pies are ordered.
User avatar
PhDhawk
Posts: 10076
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:03 am

Re: Half Donuts

Post by PhDhawk »

The applejacks thread on this site sucks.
I only came to kick some ass...

Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
User avatar
ousdahl
Posts: 28348
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:55 am

Re: Half Donuts

Post by ousdahl »

^^^ the old thread used to be twice as nice.
User avatar
PhDhawk
Posts: 10076
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:03 am

Re: Half Donuts

Post by PhDhawk »

^^^This guy gets it.
I only came to kick some ass...

Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
User avatar
PhDhawk
Posts: 10076
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:03 am

Re: Half Donuts

Post by PhDhawk »

The new applejacks thread is two scoops of raisin bland.
I only came to kick some ass...

Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
User avatar
NewtonHawk11
Posts: 12826
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:48 am
Location: Kansas

Re: Half Donuts

Post by NewtonHawk11 »

Half donuts are the worst if it goes for more than 30 minutes. Within those 30 minutes it's still alright. After that it's dried out and horrible. Like Pikes Peak donuts type of terrible.
“I don’t remember anything he said, but it was a very memorable speech.” Julian Wright on a speech Michael Jordan gave to a group he was in

"But don’t ever get it twisted, it’s Rock Chalk forever." MG
User avatar
PhDhawk
Posts: 10076
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:03 am

Re: Half Donuts

Post by PhDhawk »

exactly...an intact donut is probably good for ~12 hours. Once the integrity is disturbed, the clock is ticking.
I only came to kick some ass...

Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
pb65stang
Posts: 4
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:25 pm

Re: Half Donuts

Post by pb65stang »

Whenever we get donuts at home, the wife always cuts hers in half and takes a half of each flavor, leaving the others to dry out until she eats them later (they're hers, so I couldn't care less). First thing I think about is this thread.
User avatar
Lonestarjayhawk
Posts: 845
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:27 am
Location: Republic of Texas

Re: Half Donuts

Post by Lonestarjayhawk »

By the pure definition a Donut is...

1 : a small ring-shaped piece of sweet fried dough
2 : something (such as a mathematical torus) that has a round shape like a doughnut
3 : a controlled skid that sends an automobile into a tight circle of at least 360 degrees


You cut it in half, it is no longer a Donut, it is a pastry
LONESTARJAYHAWK
Hall of Fame Contributor
First Ballot illy, dickvard and glugger - - Least Favorite Poster
User avatar
ousdahl
Posts: 28348
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:55 am

Re: Half Donuts

Post by ousdahl »

At least 360 degrees?

So when you see one of those car races where they’re drifting around turns, they’re really just doing a bunch of half donuts.
Post Reply