Totally random thread

[Shirley]

Just a little somethin' for the shakes, Winston?

https://twitter.com/MeredithFrost/statu ... 2862080001

[Deleted User 89]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/womans-torso ... ent-police

[TDub]

Gotcha. Thanks doc

[Deleted User 89]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/mugshot-of-o ... ing-arrest

[jhawks99]

Phil Ehart. Kicks arse.

That is all.

[3rdGenJayhawk]

Just a little somethin' for the shakes, Winston?

https://twitter.com/MeredithFrost/statu ... 2862080001

I love this! LOL!!

[Deleted User 62]

Just a little somethin' for the shakes, Winston?

https://twitter.com/MeredithFrost/statu ... 2862080001

I love this! LOL!!

I tried to get the same prescription while at ole KU.

[ChalkRocker]

so I stopped to get gas last night when the guy at the car across from me randomly asks, hey will you give us all a ride? Our car's broke down and we just need to get across town.

I look in the car and there are at least two others, both smoking.

do you give them a ride?

I'll be a m***erf***er.

It's you.

Jaw-dropper.

[ousdahl]

Did you ever make it across town bro?

[ChalkRocker]

Did you finish that cheeseburger?

[ousdahl]

ugh I randomly lost a glove!

Like from my favorite pair. Now a lonesome right hander mocks me.

I'm glad I just buy the 12 dollar hardware store gloves instead of some trendy branded shit. But still! They were all broken in and everything!

Plus the general experience of loosing things always sucks.

you guys loose anything lately?

[TDub]

Respect.

For people who cant keep track of their things.

[twocoach]

ugh I randomly lost a glove!

Like from my favorite pair. Now a lonesome right hander mocks me.

I'm glad I just buy the 12 dollar hardware store gloves instead of some trendy branded shit. But still! They were all broken in and everything!

Plus the general experience of loosing things always sucks.

you guys loose anything lately?

A couple of tools are misplaced somewhere in my basement storeroom after a big woodworking project last year. I still havent stumbled upon them yet but they're down there somewhere!

[jhawks99]

ugh I randomly lost a glove!

Like from my favorite pair. Now a lonesome right hander mocks me.

I'm glad I just buy the 12 dollar hardware store gloves instead of some trendy branded shit. But still! They were all broken in and everything!

Plus the general experience of loosing things always sucks.

you guys loose anything lately?

A couple of tools are misplaced somewhere in my basement storeroom after a big woodworking project last year. I still havent stumbled upon them yet but they're down there somewhere!

It's always the last place you look...

[kubandalum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuJKVBfWfGs

[jhawks99]

Saw a bumper sticker on the car in front of me at a stoplight.

"Do you follow Jesus this close?"

Points for all of the above in just six short words.
Condescension
Humor
Poor grammar

[ousdahl]

LOL you guys ready for this one?

so last night I went out for dinner with a chick. We met at a bar a few weeks back and have been texting. Overall she's super cool, creative artsy type, rockin bod, though seemingly a little...I dunno, naive or something.

After dinner she invites me back to her place. She has this big stash of art supplies. Trying to talk big and act like I'm more into it, I say, "hey I enjoy painting and drawing sometimes too!"

"Oh cool! What do you like to draw?"

"ummm...a little of everything, but particularly nude sketches, like in that movie Titanic."

"OH Really?! I've always loved the thought of that! Wanna draw me like one of your French girls??"

"ummm seriously? OK!"

and next thing you know she hands me a pencil and paper, removes all her clothes, and strikes a pose on the couch. (WHOA! I mean, uh yeah, this is normal, because, art!)

I'm sort of pretending to draw, but mostly just checking out her hot naked body. After a few minutes, she asks to see the progress. I show her the paper with a goofy smiling stick figure on it, and a bubble caption that reads, "sorry, I can't really draw."

Needless to say, I didn't end up getting any, but she at least let me keep the drawing.

[Deleted User 75]

Sounds like sexual assault! You tricked her into getting naked!

[ousdahl]

oh hell no don't put that on me.

she even commented she was comfortable doing it cuz she trusted me to not be a creep.

there's a BIG difference between being a predator, and just a bad artist.

[Deleted User 75]

Saying you're into art and allowing a woman to get naked while you draw a stick figure and gawk at her is pretty much the definition of being a creep. You preyed upon her love for art and used it for your own sexual advantage...and then came to brag about your conquest....