Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/17/20

[Deleted User 289]

1. Consider EVERY American who is between 20 and 80 years old and think of them as a whole.
Are you....
a. A lot smarter
b. Medium smarter
c. A little smarter
d. Exactly even in intelligence
e. Medium dumber
f. A little dumber
g. A lot dumber

2. What was (or is) your favorite vehicle that you owned/financed/leased?

3. Two parter.
part 1. Being honest, do you know who Andrew Cunanan was?
Part 2. You HAVE to have dinner with one of the following people - when they were alive - exactly one year before they died. Who would pick?
a. Jeffrey Dahmer
b. Jim Jones
c. Marshall Applewhite
d. Patty Hearst
e. Charles Manson
f. David Koresh
g. Gutter

4. How much do you think I currently weigh AND assuming I am alive on 12/31/20, how much will I weight on that date?

5. I am NOT asking NOT what is the "best" invention of the following. I am asking which is your FAVORITE invention of the following.....
a. Television
b. Cell phone
c. Laptop Computer
d. Air Plane
e. Automobile
f. Window
g. Refrigerator/Freezer
h. Pizza

[pdub]

1. c
2. Password/account security question
3. No. Koresh - he was a nut job, no doubt, but I don't think he's gonna try and kill me at the dinner table.*
4. 203. 191.
5. If we are considering laptop computer as computer in general, then computer. If it's just a portable computer, then television.

*edit - I missed Gutter on the dinner list.
Gutter is my choice.

[shindig]

1. c - little smarter
2. My current 2015 Audi A4 s-line
3. a. No
b. g
4. 240 lbs, 220 lbs
5. Auto

[Deleted User 310]

1. C (scary, right?)
2. Ford Expedition
3. No. Gutter
4. No idea. No idea. Are you trying to lose weight?
5. G

[Deleted User 141]

1. G. On par with a rock.
2. The mystery Machine. Growing family forced me to upsize from the mystery machine.
3. No. Gutter (pro-tip: he will insist on buying).
4. 69. 69.
5. Auto. It can have all of those except airplane as part of it’s whole.

[Deleted User 289]

Shindig is good with his/her #4 answer!

1. C - The scary thing is I'm not smart. The majority of the country is dumb.
2. Tough one but I will go with my first "car" - 1983 Jeep CJ-7 Renegade.
3. Yes. Patty Hearst.
4. Now = 228 (It's a guess - I haven't been on a scale in a while) which is near my all time high 232. 12/31/20 = 210. My hope is 185/190.
5. H. Pizza. I like and use all the other things but food is the most important thing and pizza brings me the most pleasure.

[ousdahl]

1. The phrase “medium dumber” has a ring to it
2. 95 Chevy Astro van, mom’s ride that I got to drive in high school.
3. G
4. I’m more concerned about your wingspan
5. H

[jhawks99]

1) C
2) 67 Camero
3) No, Gutter
4) 210. 199
5) G

[pdub]

So wait, shindig is good with his/her #4 answer and I basically nail the 2nd half of that question and get nothing?

[shindig]

I just figured gutter was 6'7"..which would be a normal weight.

[twocoach]

1. Consider EVERY American who is between 20 and 80 years old and think of them as a whole.
Are you....
a. A lot smarter
b. Medium smarter
c. A little smarter
d. Exactly even in intelligence
e. Medium dumber
f. A little dumber
g. A lot dumber

2. What was (or is) your favorite vehicle that you owned/financed/leased?

3. Two parter.
part 1. Being honest, do you know who Andrew Cunanan was?
Part 2. You HAVE to have dinner with one of the following people - when they were alive - exactly one year before they died. Who would pick?
a. Jeffrey Dahmer
b. Jim Jones
c. Marshall Applewhite
d. Patty Hearst
e. Charles Manson
f. David Koresh
g. Gutter

4. How much do you think I currently weigh AND assuming I am alive on 12/31/20, how much will I weight on that date?

5. I am NOT asking NOT what is the "best" invention of the following. I am asking which is your FAVORITE invention of the following.....
a. Television
b. Cell phone
c. Laptop Computer
d. Air Plane
e. Automobile
f. Window
g. Refrigerator/Freezer
h. Pizza

1. B, only because there seem to be a lot of really dumb people out there.
2. My current 2015 Infiniti QX60. No complaints other than servicing expenses.
3. No. Patty Hearst; I prefer the company of weird women vs. weird men.
4. Zero clue.
5. G. Refrigerator/freezer easily; did some fishing at a remote cabin in Canada when I was a kid where they fly you in on a puddle jumper and drop you off for a week. The cabin had a block of ice covered in sawdust out in a shack for a fridge. No thanks.

[Geezer]

3. break up with her

[pdub]

Gutter dates Patty Hearst.

[Deleted User 289]

Gutter dates Patty Hearst.

Past tense. Except she didn't have William's $.