Gutter's 5 Questions of the Day 11/25/18

[Deleted User 183]

1) How many minutes of NFL Football do you think you will watch today?

2) Assuming you have a job, do you have ALL of Monday December 24th off of/from work?

3) You are single.
It's early afternoon and you are walking down the street. An attractive person of the opposite sex (same sex if you are gay) asks you for directions to a particular store. Coincidently you are going to the same place. The person tells you he/she is a tourist in town alone and would love to have a cup of coffee or a drink with you that evening if you are free. You agree and you meet the person later that evening. "A drink" leads to many drinks and then an invitation back to his/her hotel room. You agree and then you start to have sex. You don't have any "protection" and assume this person must be promiscuous.
Do you have sex with this person without "protection"?

4) You have to see Villanova or UConn (NOT KU) play in one of the following venues.
All expenses paid but everything is modest.
The game is on a Saturday afternoon at 4pm local time. You fly/drive in early Friday evening and leave Saturday evening an hour and a half after the game ends.
You must choose one. Which do you choose?
a) Cameron vs Duke
b) MSG vs St.Johns
c) Pauley vs UCLA
d) Rupp vs Kentucky
e) Assembly Hall vs Indiana
f) The Palestra vs UPenn
g) Carrier Dome vs Syracuse
h) Dean Dome vs UNC

5) You are ordering a free pizza today. You can have unlimited toppings and the place you order from has all/every topping/s you enjoy. What toppings do you want on your pizza?

[ousdahl]

1. None intentionally, though I’ll prob witness some amount cuz beaverfever’s obsessed with football and will be glued to the tv for the next like 14 hours
2. I work hard on the holidays for y’all tourists
3. We’ve been over this. I would hold hands and propose a snuggle, then whine here after she’s a bitch about it
4. Ohh this is a good one! I’d pick nova and St. John’s, but less cuz of those teams and more cuz of all those places I’d like to visit nyc the most
5. Pepperoni and basil but you have to put the basil on toward the end of cooking/right when it comes out. Also maybe some green peppers and/or mushrooms, except mushrooms can make it soggy. Or maybe some hatch green chilis just cuz! Or pine nuts...have we discussed pine nuts on pizza? I’ve never tried it but it could be good

[Deleted User 183]

My answers......

1) If breaks in the action (not in between plays but halftime) & commercials count - 287 minutes.
2) Yes
3) Probably & it will/would be a mistake.
4) Cam vs Dook
5) Can't overdo it so simply bacon, onions, garlic, ground beef.

[Deleted User 89]

1) How many minutes of NFL Football do you think you will watch today?
probably zero

2) Assuming you have a job, do you have ALL of Monday December 24th off of/from work?
yup

3) Do you have sex with this person without "protection"?
no, i make a pit stop on the way to her hotel

4) You have to see Villanova or UConn (NOT KU) play in one of the following venues. Which do you choose?
h) Dean Dome vs UNC

5) You are ordering a free pizza today. You can have unlimited toppings and the place you order from has all/every topping/s you enjoy. What toppings do you want on your pizza?
bacon, chicken, spinach, sweet peppers, and sun dried tomatoes...olive oil or alfredo, no red sauce

[Deleted User 62]

#3 is a serious LMAO.

[Deleted User 183]

#3 is a serious LMAO.

I'm not getting it. What about #3 makes you LYAO?

[DrPepper]

1. I am listening to Buffalo/Jacksonville while doing yard work.
2. We have some floating holidays so I won’t have to work that day.
3. I’m demisexual, therefore I’m not looking for sex the first day I meet someone unless drugged. Speaking of being drugged, as a female I’m not going drinking with an out of town stranger out of the blue. If I had sex with this drunk stranger, I’d be called either a rapist or slut. Unless being raped, there is no conceivable way I end up in a hotel room with this stranger.
4. Cameron for the bball venue
5. If they can perfectly mimic a Pizza Shuttle BTO (bacon, tomato, onion with a mayo sauce), then I’ll have that. If the, sautéed onions and peppers with mushroom on a red sauce.

[Deleted User 62]

#3 is a serious LMAO.

I'm not getting it. What about #3 makes you LYAO?

Because the beginning reads like a "dear Penthouse"....until you make it even creepier

[Deleted User 183]

Ok, got it. I guess it's creepy if you (and others) say so.
Maybe I should have began by saying, you're a guy selling boats at a boat show.....

[Deleted User 62]

Hey, I am not the guy wondering if he should raw dog a woman who, for some reason, decides that she just has to fuck said guy she just met.

[ousdahl]

Hey, I am not the guy wondering if he should raw dog a woman who, for some reason, decides that she just has to fuck said guy she just met.

Easy there Stormy, take it to the pols bored.

[KU1214]

1. 180 minutes
2. yes
3. Not single but if I was - scenario wouldn't happen in the first place. To answer the question though - no.
4. a, d or h
5 sausage and extra cheese

[3rdGenJayhawk]

1. 0
2. Probably. Like ousdahl, I work for tourists.
3.I would not have sex with some random guy. Especially without protection.
4. Again like ousdahl, St. John’s or nova because I love nyc!
5. Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, banana peppers, mushrooms, extra cheese including goat cheese, & fresh basil after it’s cooked.

[jhawks99]

1) 90 minutes
2) Yes, company holiday
3) geebus, gutter
4) Penn at the Palestra.
5) Eye-talian sausage, mushroom and green olive.

[NewtonHawk11]

1. I watched a lot. RedZone was on almost all day.

2. No. Working 8-12. Work in a bank, have to be available for at least part of the day.

3. Wut......

4. Palestra. Honorable Mention, Hinkle against Butler would be fun to watch with the sun in the windows like AFH. Kind of a sucker for old arenas. Cameron wouldn't be bad either because there's not a bad seat in that place.

5. Chicken, Bell Peppers, Finely chopped bacon, and basil to top it when it's done.

[TDub]

Wheres our trivia questions this week?

[NewtonHawk11]

Wheres our trivia questions this week?

Did we ever get the answers/results from the previous trivia?

[TDub]

I think so. But not entirely sure.