Dating post-Covid
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Anyway, heading out in a bit for happy hour with a young cutie. I went all out and washed my car and vacuumed. Trying to decide if I should use Axe body spray..lol.
Hey I bought this new soap for men, this shit is good. Even comes with a rope and scrubber to get all that shit nice and clean. Highly recommend it. Much better than my Dove for men.
https://dukecannon.com/collections/big- ... ck-of-soap
Hey I bought this new soap for men, this shit is good. Even comes with a rope and scrubber to get all that shit nice and clean. Highly recommend it. Much better than my Dove for men.
https://dukecannon.com/collections/big- ... ck-of-soap
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Speaking of soap and ropes, the nice thing about soap on a rope is you can stick the soap bar up your asshole.
If you're in to that kind of thing.
And I wonder why I don't have a wife or girlfriend.![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
If you're in to that kind of thing.
And I wonder why I don't have a wife or girlfriend.
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Lol
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I admit that's a great response.
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Meanwhile, I have had several wonderful girlfriends in my life who can and will attest that I was a very good boyfriend - and they would be right.
Then again, there are some who would probably tell you they were fucking nuts for dating me and I was a lousy boyfriend - and they would be right.
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Do not use axe body spray. I repeat. Do not use the axe body spray.shindig wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 5:16 pm Anyway, heading out in a bit for happy hour with a young cutie. I went all out and washed my car and vacuumed. Trying to decide if I should use Axe body spray..lol.
Hey I bought this new soap for men, this shit is good. Even comes with a rope and scrubber to get all that shit nice and clean. Highly recommend it. Much better than my Dove for men.
https://dukecannon.com/collections/big- ... ck-of-soap
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Yeah, with 2 teenage boys at home, rolling out of their showers absolutely REEKING of Axe....no woman over 15 could possibly be hoping you douse yourself in it prior.TDub wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 8:20 pmDo not use axe body spray. I repeat. Do not use the axe body spray.shindig wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 5:16 pm Anyway, heading out in a bit for happy hour with a young cutie. I went all out and washed my car and vacuumed. Trying to decide if I should use Axe body spray..lol.
Hey I bought this new soap for men, this shit is good. Even comes with a rope and scrubber to get all that shit nice and clean. Highly recommend it. Much better than my Dove for men.
https://dukecannon.com/collections/big- ... ck-of-soap
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Over/under bases shindig got to last night is set to .5.
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What’s that official metric anyway?
1st base - making out
2nd base - hand stuff
3rd base - mouth stuff
HOME RUN!! - gettin laid
Grand slam - her roomie got involved too
Inside the park - didn’t even have to cook dinner for her to make it happen
Perfect game - she sprays the axe on for you
1st base - making out
2nd base - hand stuff
3rd base - mouth stuff
HOME RUN!! - gettin laid
Grand slam - her roomie got involved too
Inside the park - didn’t even have to cook dinner for her to make it happen
Perfect game - she sprays the axe on for you
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I always liked the simplicity of the four Fs, but it doesn’t really line up right.ousdahl wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 7:51 am What’s that official metric anyway?
1st base - making out
2nd base - hand stuff
3rd base - mouth stuff
HOME RUN!! - gettin laid
Grand slam - her roomie got involved too
Inside the park - didn’t even have to cook dinner for her to make it happen
Perfect game - she sprays the axe on for you
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I would say some of the feedback ous is getting is because hes in his 30s. 20s and 30s dating is probably different than 40s and 50s if just for the fact that more people in their 40s/50s have been through the bullshit before and hopefully have matured enough to not let it be as much a thing.
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30s dating sucks.
Last time I tried it, it just pissed me off.
It’s all the divorcees and single moms and chicks who could never get anyone to settle down with them in their 20s. Which is to say, all the craycrays.
I did mess around NSA with a friend of a friend a few weeks ago, but pretty underwhelming. She just mailed it in, then acted like she was some sexy freak about it, just cuz she was dtf. Actually, if you were a freak, you would have done more than mail it in.
I asked her to just like move her hips a little or something, and she whines about how she’s all sore and out of shape. Cuz that’s part of dating in your 30s too.
Her tits had held up pretty well tho.
Last time I tried it, it just pissed me off.
It’s all the divorcees and single moms and chicks who could never get anyone to settle down with them in their 20s. Which is to say, all the craycrays.
I did mess around NSA with a friend of a friend a few weeks ago, but pretty underwhelming. She just mailed it in, then acted like she was some sexy freak about it, just cuz she was dtf. Actually, if you were a freak, you would have done more than mail it in.
I asked her to just like move her hips a little or something, and she whines about how she’s all sore and out of shape. Cuz that’s part of dating in your 30s too.
Her tits had held up pretty well tho.
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But hope springs eternal!
Imma finally try online dating soon.
Might have to give it an official thread, with caps lock and everything.
Imma finally try online dating soon.
Might have to give it an official thread, with caps lock and everything.
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soooo
Anyone heard back from shindig?
Anyone heard back from shindig?
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There has been a price spike with the lifting of mask mandate.