5 pretty quick questions for whenever....

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

1) You get on an airplane and sit next to someone who is clearly sick. Coughing with a nasty phlegmy cough, sneezing, runny nose, etc.
You ask the flight attendant if you can move and he/she says there are no open seats on the plane.
Do you stay in the seat or get off the flight?

2) If someone would give you $7,501 to drink 8 ounces of semi dirty bong water, would you do it?

3) You have to eat one of the following "junk food/s" in the next 24 hours. Which do you choose?
a. Pork Rinds
b. Onion Rings
c. Cheetos
d. Carmel Corn
e. Cheese Fries
f. Pizza Puff
g. Slim Jims
h. Corn Nuts

4) You are single. You have no one you are responsible to other than yourself. January 1st 2023 (a year and one half a month from now) you HAVE to move to another country and live there 9 months of the year. You still get paid your current salary but don't have to work those 9 months. What country do you choose?

5) One a scale of 1-100 (1 being absolutely terrible and 100 being absolutely perfect) rate your life so far as a whole.

[PhDhawk]

1. stay
2. no
3. Cheese fries
4. Australia
5. 83

[jhawks99]

1) Keep my mask on and deal with it
2) Nope
3) I do like me sum cheetos, but I'm going with onion rings
4) Spain
5) 99

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

1. Depends. Is my flight leaving to go on vacation or leaving to come home? If going on vacation - I get off the flight. Coming home? I say fuck it and stay.
2. Make it 7,502 and I'll do it. I puke for an hour or so. Not that big of a deal.
3. Normally I would choose ORings. I'm craving Cheetos right now.
4. No idea but if/when my mother passes away, I will strongly consider moving to another country. Without giving it much thought, perhaps Italy.
5. 57.985

[zsn]

1. Change flights
2. No
3. Onion rings
4. Italy (northern)
5. 92.1538

[sdoyel]

1. Tell them to move
2. No
3. Caramel Corn
4. Mexico
5. 85

[TDub]

1. fuck airplanes
2. I dunno...probably? why not? how bad can it be? thats a good payday assuming you stay out of the hospital...how drunk am I when you ask? If I'm sober....can I get good and drunk first?
3. cheetos...white cheddar cheeto puffs
4. I dunno...maybe Argentina
5. 77

[Deleted User 863]

1. Fuck airplanes
2. No
3. Onion rings
4. Ireland
5. 100 (might do some things differently, but wouldn't change a thing if that makes any sense)

[Mjl]

1. Stay
2. No.
3. Slim Jim
4. Good chance I will be doing this soon, except it will be 3 months instead of 9, and I am bringing the family. Israel.
5. 80