Half Donuts

[Lonestarjayhawk]

Exactly, ‘half-donuts’ are not donuts or they would call them ‘donuts’ instead. Thank you.

[ousdahl]

Dunkin’ Donuts cuts their name in half

https://www.npr.org/2018/09/26/65190596 ... m-its-name

[ousdahl]

Wtf I post a link about donuts and some other story embiids about a racist coffee joint?

[PhDhawk]

Because you're racist. Dunkin donuts sucks nuts.

[Deleted User 62]

Because you're racist. Dunkin donuts sucks nuts.

I see through thier game.

Step 1: Advertise your coffee...not your donuts.

Step 2: Create the driest donuts known to man.

Step 3: Collect money.

Step 4: Customers DO love the coffee.

[Deleted User 104]

Back when I worked more traditional office jobs, I used to hate it when people would have a whispering conversation in my vicinity. I even asked people to go have a private conversation somewhere else. It's just annoying. I assume it's some gossip shit that I don't want to know about. Some women were especially bad about doing it, but a few men did it too.

[PhDhawk]

It's even worse when people talk to each other in a foreign language and then you hear one of them say your name.

[pdub]

Schaue ihn an, dieses 'worst poster on kansascrimson.com', er kann nicht einmal einen vollen Donut essen!!!

[PhDhawk]

Das beste Poster auf kansascrimson.com spricht deutsch du Arschloch.

[ousdahl]

this thread went to shiza pretty quick

[pdub]

There's a spot up here called Holy Donut.
They are larger than your typical ( i.e. Dunkin Donut or Munchers donut ) AND they are made from potatoes so they are heavy/filling.
While I haven't cut one in half without a person prepared to go halvsies, I get why people cut em in half.

Sorry to create such controversy on the thread.

[PhDhawk]

No controversy, it's not the cutting of the donut that I take issue with, it's the leaving the other, now ruined, half in the box only to disappoint someone else.

If you can only eat half, that just makes you a pussy. But as long as you don't leave it there, I got no beef.

[PhDhawk]

This is the local place I've been picking up donuts from when it's my turn to bring them.

https://donutcrazy.com/menu/monthly-crazies/

They have standard donuts "dailys" and then on the page I linked, they have their "crazies" which are the over the top donuts. It's a few blocks out of my way, and there's a Dunkin' that is on the way, but I go to donut crazy instead.

[pdub]

For me, sweets, which I consider a donut, is not a qualifier of being a 'pussy' for not finishing it.
Qualifiers are things like steak dinners, a combo meal at Arthur Bryants, a double cheese burger, your beer.
If I get served a giant piece of cake, and I don't want all the frosting and shit that comes with it, I'm gonna leave it be.

I'm not a big dessert guy.

[PhDhawk]

For me, sweets, which I consider a donut, is not a qualifier of being a 'pussy' for not finishing it.

That's exactly what a pussy would say.

[ChalkRocker]

pwhitt -- how can they be donuts if they're made from potatoes?

also, donut crazy sounds like pretty rich shi*...

[pdub]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato_doughnut

[PhDhawk]

pwhitt can't handle gluten.


This surprised no one.

[pdub]

I love gluten.
I don't particularly love donuts.
In fact, they are way far down on the breakfast food chain.

[PhDhawk]

about at the same level that you are at on the good poster food chain.