BOYCOTT ILLY

[Deleted User 863]

dangit twocoach don't quote illy!

but since you did, it doesn't surprise me that his first post in two weeks is just more petty drama. And here I was hoping a timeout would bring back a more pleasant iteration of illy.

Sigh.

Petty is coming on a messageboard at 8am to talk shit about someone who hasn't posted in 2 weeks.

Petty is creating a thread calling for a boycott of someone you can just ignore.

Now if I wanted to be petty, which thankfully for you I don't, I'd come on here and ask why dumb and dumber (you and beav) have to call they landlord and then also come to a politics and sports focused messageboard to ask for advice on how to handle a clogged kitchen sink. You're totally helpless. It's sad quite frankly.

You can't figure out how to deal with a clogged kitchen sink, but (try to) present yourself as some sort of intellectual foreign relations expert. The ultimate lulz.

[MICHHAWK]

dangit twocoach don't quote illy!

but since you did, it doesn't surprise me that his first post in two weeks is just more petty drama. And here I was hoping a timeout would bring back a more pleasant iteration of illy.

Sigh.

Petty is coming on a messageboard at 8am to talk shit about someone who hasn't posted in 2 weeks.

Petty is creating a thread calling for a boycott of someone you can just ignore.

Now if I wanted to be petty, which thankfully for you I don't, I'd come on here and ask why dumb and dumber (you and beav) have to call they landlord and then also come to a politics and sports focused messageboard to ask for advice on how to handle a clogged kitchen sink. You're totally helpless. It's sad quite frankly.

You can't figure out how to deal with a clogged kitchen sink, but (try to) present yourself as some sort of intellectual foreign relations expert. The ultimate lulz.

[ousdahl]

you're a peach, mich.

but since illy's still trying to talk to me, and since he's our resident Uncle Tom expert

what'd you think of Kanye's new outfit?

[Cascadia]

Great, the troll returns

[MICHHAWK]

i think that is darius rucker. not kaney.

[ousdahl]

I changed my mind.

Illy, I'm un-foeing you!

It's inspired in large part by this wisdom:

https://twitter.com/BobbyBigWheel/statu ... LwosfM2xrg

so with that said...

we all know illy has a long sad history of posting homophobic rhetoric here.

so rather than validate the hate, let's all take the opportunity to help illy realize his homophobia is actually just closeted projection.

sorry if we didn't realize it sooner bro. But now, it's time for us to help you finally be true to yourself.

[TDub]

holy fucking irony batman.

[ousdahl]

holy fucking irony batman.

btw bro are you free Friday night?

Illy wants to go out for Cosmos at that sex-and-the-city themed bar, and we should try to be supportive.

[Deleted User 863]

holy fucking irony batman.

So much self awareness.

[Deleted User 863]

holy fucking irony batman.

btw bro are you free Friday night?

Illy wants to go out for Cosmos at that sex-and-the-city themed bar, and we should try to be supportive.

Is insinuating I am gay supposed to be offensive to me? Because it's not.

[ousdahl]

bro you're the one making "goalposts swaying all over the place" comments as if it's not just more of your phallic references.

[Deleted User 863]

Well, this seems like fun...

[ousdahl]

bro all you need to know at this point is, the less time you spend here, the more time you have to spend on Grindr.

[TDub]

whatever it is you're trying to be.....you're bad at it.

[ousdahl]

whatever it is you're trying to be.....you're bad at it.

were you also this quick to condemn illy when he kept making false shit up about me saying the N word?

[TDub]

whatever it is you're trying to be.....you're bad at it.

were you also this quick to condemn illy when he kept making false shit up about me saying the N word?

you have problems following along...

I'm not condemning you for calling him gay or whatever other childish thing t is you're doing. Im saying that whatever it is that's going on with you these last few months seems to have taken a real toll on your health. This latest outburst of weirdness and trying to be some sort of persona online...this particular schtick...youre not good at it.

[ousdahl]

thanks for your concern.

BTW, you and illy make a cute couple.

[Deleted User 863]

The daily meltdown has begun it appears.

Yikes. This is borderline concerning.