This Happened To Me Once:

[Shirley]

Rumors that I have anyone in particular in mind are greatly exaggerated.

[Shirley]

Hey Mich, am I correct to think Michigan winters are cold?

Body camera video shows police confronting a woman found living above a Family Fare grocery store in Midland, Michigan. She told police she'd been living in the sign for about a year. She'd fashioned a living space there, complete with a little desk, houseplant, computer printer, Keurig coffeemaker, and a cubbyhole full of food, according to police.

[Shirley]

15-year-old Brigham Hawkins was rescued by his family after a bear slashed the boy, cutting his face. The bear came through an open door and attacked Brigham from behind. He had just finished a long day of fishing and went to the family's bunk house to watch TV. The rest of the family was still in the cabin about 20-feet away.

Bear attacks Arizona teen watching TV

[Overlander]

15-year-old Brigham Hawkins was rescued by his family after a bear slashed the boy, cutting his face. The bear came through an open door and attacked Brigham from behind. He had just finished a long day of fishing and went to the family's bunk house to watch TV. The rest of the family was still in the cabin about 20-feet away.

Bear attacks Arizona teen watching TV

And that…kids….is why you wash your hands after you handle a live fish.