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Re: Ode to Olive Garden

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 7:38 am
by Shirley
pdub wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2023 7:10 am And forget about pennetration.
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In light of the board's insatiable interest in all things Olive Garden, I'm taking the trouble to bring you up to date on their parent co's., Darden's, (DRI), 2nd fiscal quarter earnings which were reported this morning. Thankfully, our goal for Olive Garden to succeed and continue their pursuit to up the world's collective palate and spread gustatory excellence throughout the known universe in perpetuity is on track, because the earnings report is positive:

Darden Restaurants (NYSE:DRI) reported that total sales increased 9.7% to $2.7B in FQ2, driven by a blended same-restaurant sales increase of 2.8% and sales from the addition of 78 company-owned Ruth's Chris Steak House restaurants and 45 other net new restaurants. The 2.8% same-restaurant sales mark for the quarter beat the consensus estimate of +2.7%.

The same-restaurant sales growth was led by a 4.1% gain for the Olive Garden chain and 4.9% rise for the LongHorn Steakhouse chain, which offset a 1.7% for the company's fine dining restaurants.

EPS for the quarter was $1.84 vs. $1.74 consensus and $1.52 a year ago.

Segment profit: Olive Garden $262.5M from $218.9M a year ago, LongHorn Steakhouse $111.8M from $85.6M a year ago, and Fine Dining $56.6M from $38.9M a year ago.

Re: Ode to Olive Garden

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2023 1:21 pm
by RainbowsandUnicorns
Looking forward to ordering a steak at the Garden! YUM!!!!!!

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Re: Ode to Olive Garden

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2023 3:44 pm
by jhawks99
Thanks Gutter.

Re: Ode to Olive Garden

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2023 4:20 pm
by TDub
pdub wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2023 7:10 am And forget about pennetration.
they don't get nathan but penetration
Unless it smells like sanitation
Gar-bage
I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb never, Black and ugly as ever
However, I stay Coogi down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks
And my jam knock in your Mitsubishi
Girls pee-pee when they see me
Navajos creep me in they teepee
As I lay down laws like Alan Kopit
Stop it - if you think they gonna make a profit
Don't see my ones, don't see my guns, get it?