Totally random thread

[pdub]

I'm talking about your hypothetical party in the student ghetto that ousdahl isn't sure he'll go to.

[ousdahl]

You think I’m still not sure even after gutter posted the pic of the hottie in the pool?

[jhawks99]

I'm talking about your hypothetical party in the student ghetto that ousdahl isn't sure he'll go to.

In that case, all free. Gutter is buying.

[Deleted User 289]

Yes, I'm buying.
Gutter just bought something that may be his worst investment of all time. Bought an ownership share in a racehorse. A good one. A really good one. Will still probably never see me get my investment back.

[TDub]

It may be free but imma habg around the keg with cups and charge $5 a cup

[pdub]

Smart.
Just stay away from the hot tub.

[pdub]

Someone is gonna get drunk and totally take off with Gutter's racehorse too.

[ousdahl]

Man. We used to throw the most bitchin’ parties on ousdahl st. We had a working policy of, free keg cup for our friends, $5 bucks if we didn’t know you. We just hoped to break even, and I think always did.

Then, inspired by our parties, a group of friends rented a prime pad on Ohio street. One of the dudes was like a long time childhood best friend of mine. They started throwing parties and being assholes about $5 a cup, $2 a Jell-O shot, no exceptions, even for childhood friends. They even had these big ogres working the door and selling wrist bands just to enter. It was a real life club.

I was helping them clean the next day, when they started counting cash and pouting cuz they netted “only” $400 profit per roommate who lived there. I called them a bunch of greedy douchers, and reminded them our parties are way cooler.

[Deleted User 289]

Someone is gonna get drunk and totally take off with Gutter's racehorse too.

I bought the horse so I could watch Jennifer Connelly ride it.

[pdub]

We have a wide array of ladies at this party.

[Deleted User 289]

Of course we do!
These ladies are on their way.

https://swimsuit.si.com/models

[pdub]

That's over 100 ladies.
This party is going to rule.

[Deleted User 289]

Opposite of a Pirate Ship and a Peter Brady party.

[ousdahl]

dangit, Anne V is already running off with gutter’s racehorse!

[pdub]

At least, for the horse's sake, it wasn't the girl in the hot tub.

[Deleted User 289]

Best thing you are going to see today and my hope is I can get both of them to come to the party.

https://twitter.com/JonahDispatch/statu ... 9315086339

[ousdahl]

well duh.

Spider-Man has actual super powers.

Batman is just a rich dude with lots of cool toys.

[pdub]

The Dark Knight
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight Rises
Spiderman ( 2002 )
Spiderman 2
Spiderman Across the Spiderverse
Batman Returns
Batman ( 1989 )
Spiderman Homecoming
Spiderman Far From Home
Spiderman 3
The Amazing Spiderman ( 2012 )
The Amazing Spiderman 2
Batman Forever
Batman & Robin

[jhawks99]

I've seen two of those. Batman 1989 and The Dark Night.

[Deleted User 62]

I've seen two of those. Batman 1989 and The Dark Night.

Me too.