A monkey shits in a 12"x18"x8" cardboard box.
A 300 pound 4 foot tall Iranian named Fabio takes the box and brings it to a shoemaker.
The shoemaker places the box in the trunk of a 2009 blue Honda Accord and ties a green ribbon around it.
A Scandinavian woman with a speech impediment named Tyrone then drives the blue Honda Accord to Brownsville in Brooklyn where a 3 year old African America boy named Guido takes the box and then puts it in a backpack. He rides his tricycle to the Barclays Center where Joe Tsai meets him and brings a hammer to hammer the box. After Joe Tsai hammers the box, he gives it back to Guido to take to Guido's Aunt Willamina. Aunt Willamina puts the box in the freezer for exactly 1273 hours to the exact second. She then opens the freezer and puts the box in her oven. She doesn't turn on the oven. She then calls Rabbi Chaim Boatbergsteinman and tells him the box is in her oven. Rabbi Boatbergsteinman then says over the phone to Aunt Willamina - "Baruch ata Adonai, Eloheinu Melech ha-olam, hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz". After he says that, Aunt Willamina follows these directions to go to Queens. https://www.google.com/search?client=sa ... 8&oe=UTF-8
Once Aunt Willamina arrives at Utopia Parkway and 75th Avenue, she gets on her phone and calls Pete Maravich's widow Jackie. She tells Jackie she has the box of monkey shit and Jackie then tells her to either bring it to Lulu's Bakery, Mattress Firm, or Holy Family Church. If Lulu's, then Aunt Willamina gives it to Jackie Gee. If Mattress Firm, then Michael McFetridge. If Holy Family, then Father Partridfe.
Once Aunt Willamina gives the package to one of the 3 options, Aunt Willamina then calls John Sununu and he tells Aunt Willamina to tell you....
Obviously there are different professional women's sports but typically the WNBA players still get paid their full salary while they are on leave.
