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Re: Another angle on the woman question

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:30 am
by Deleted User 62
ousdahl wrote: Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:20 am Fuck.

For the record I’ve since been tested, and don’t have cooties.
Ok, NOW it definitely sounds made up

Re: Another angle on the woman question

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:44 am
by pdub
I'm not gonna bang a woman that I know is married unless she's separated/in the process of a divorce.
If she's still living with the guy but looking for an outlet ( or inlet heyo ) then you're a shithead for fucking around ( literally ) with their marriage.
If you can't find another hookup besides a married woman then you need to up your game.

Re: Another angle on the woman question

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:47 am
by ousdahl
They were no longer living together at the time.

I didn’t know about the whole marriage thing until after the fact.

Re: Another angle on the woman question

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:58 am
by Deleted User 62
Dear Penthouse:...................

Re: Another angle on the woman question

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:14 pm
by HouseDivided
She's a whore for doing that while still married; you're a degenerate for doing it after you found out she was still married.

Re: Another angle on the woman question

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:32 pm
by PhDhawk
HouseDivided wrote: Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:14 pm She's a whore for doing that while still married; you're a degenerate for doing it after you found out she was still married.
it didn't happen.

Re: Another angle on the woman question

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:05 pm
by ousdahl
Come on you guys. If I was gonna make up a story I’d at least make it good.

Like, instead of my whoring degenerate ways, I’d say that every chick thought I was total boyfriend material, and I’ve even been going steady with one, and she’s a former supermodel with a great personality too, and who cares if she has a kid cuz trustee is a great stepson, and we’re all gonna live happily ever after, and no in no way am I a lonely single looser who still picks up chicks at dive bars but otherwise spends most nights alone crying myself to sleep.

Better?

Re: Another angle on the woman question

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:10 pm
by pdub
I don't know if I ever told you guys but once I was talking ku basketball with tuby smith...

Re: Another angle on the woman question

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:12 pm
by ousdahl
speaking of which, is it too late to email her to wish her kid a happy bday?

Re: Another angle on the woman question

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:21 pm
by MICHHAWK
If she was the last woman on earth, then by all means continue to hit it. But she ain't, so don't.

If you continue to hit it, then you deserve whatever bad might come your way.

Re: Another angle on the woman question

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:26 pm
by PhDhawk
he didn't hit it.

Re: Another angle on the woman question

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:36 pm
by Deleted User 62
ousdahl wrote: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:05 pm Come on you guys. If I was gonna make up a story I’d at least make it good.

Like, instead of my whoring degenerate ways, I’d say that every chick thought I was total boyfriend material, and I’ve even been going steady with one, and she’s a former supermodel with a great personality too, and who cares if she has a kid cuz trustee is a great stepson, and we’re all gonna live happily ever after, and no in no way am I a lonely single looser who still picks up chicks at dive bars but otherwise spends most nights alone crying myself to sleep.

Better?
Gutter already has a claim on that angle.

Re: Another angle on the woman question

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:40 pm
by pdub
Ousdahl, you shoulda asked this question as the third question.

Re: Another angle on the woman question

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:41 pm
by pdub
On a related note, do you think Lakeview ever hooked up with that girl he made alfredo for?
And if not, do you think he still makes alfredo?

Re: Another angle on the woman question

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:51 pm
by Deleted User 62
pdub wrote: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:41 pm On a related note, do you think Lakeview ever hooked up with that girl he made alfredo for?
And if not, do you think he still makes alfredo?
Damn, where does the time go?

Several of us told him how to make home made alfredo sauce. I bet he bought a jar, and the night went downhill from there.

Re: Another angle on the woman question

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:54 pm
by ousdahl
The moral of the story is, next time just take her to Olive Garden.

Re: Another angle on the woman question

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:56 pm
by Deleted User 62
ousdahl wrote: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:54 pm The moral of the story is, next time just take her to Olive Garden.
They do seem to have better canned alfredo.

Re: Another angle on the woman question

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 2:08 pm
by pdub
ousdahl wrote: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:54 pm The moral of the story is, next time just take her to Olive Garden.
POTE.

Re: Another angle on the woman question

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 3:19 pm
by ChalkRocker
I banged your mom.

Re: Another angle on the woman question

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 3:23 pm
by jfish26
pdub wrote: Wed Nov 07, 2018 2:08 pm
ousdahl wrote: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:54 pm The moral of the story is, next time just take her to Olive Garden.
POTE.
Eon?
Epoch?
Era?