Kansas Crimson

RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2023 7:55 pm Dude lied or had someone lie for him on his self reported booking info. CLASSIC Trump!
Yep, that's a guy who does our country proud and I want to be my President.
If he's 215 pounds I am 6 feet 5 inches tall and have a 14 inch dick.

Yeah, but what’s your wingspan?

ousdahl wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2023 8:22 pm

RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2023 7:55 pm Dude lied or had someone lie for him on his self reported booking info. CLASSIC Trump!
Yep, that's a guy who does our country proud and I want to be my President.
If he's 215 pounds I am 6 feet 5 inches tall and have a 14 inch dick.

Yeah, but what’s your wingspan?

Good point. I have alligator arms. Sucks to be me.

On a Trump related note. Any coincidence he felt the need to ridicule Biden's body recently?

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/don ... 56323.html

Sorry Gutter, when you posted that picture, I didn't know that was his mug shot.

RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2023 8:24 pm

Good point. I have alligator arms. Sucks to be me.

Note to self: box with Gutter

Gutter wrote:6 feet 5 inches tall and have a 14 inch dick

I feel like I've been doxed.

For the next mugshot…there won’t be a suit and tie

Shirley - No need to apologize! I don't know about your being doxed but I am about 5'10 with a lot less than 14 inches in my pants. Sorry ladies.
DC - I have a good feeling you could kick my ass if you were blindfolded and had your dominant arm tied behind your back. Pound for pound I am probably the weakest and worst fighter on the boreds.
Jeeper - One can hope. I laughed when I saw him trying to look like a tough guy in his booking photo and heard Lara (Trump) claim they (Donnie and his campaign staff) are going to use it for beneficial purposes.

i’m headed up to the Black Hills in a couple weeks and i guarantee the trump mug shot t-shirts will be plentiful

Custer, Keystone, Hill City…they’ve all got the dive t-shirt tourist shops, and given that it’s Sturgis country, there’s generally no shortage of demand for such things

In fairness, his weight has been under audit since 1986

KUTradition wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2023 10:11 pm i’m headed up to the Black Hills in a couple weeks and i guarantee the trump mug shot t-shirts will be plentiful

Custer, Keystone, Hill City…they’ve all got the dive t-shirt tourist shops, and given that it’s Sturgis country, there’s generally no shortage of demand for such things

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/stat ... 5077040387

RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: ↑Fri Aug 25, 2023 5:13 am https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1 ... 3960031337

Like I said, 6’3” 215 is lanky.

Trump is trimmer than Pat Mahomes