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Buy that dude a beer.
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jhawks99 wrote: Mon Nov 23, 2020 3:11 pm Buy that dude a beer.
and a new stogie
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Great video but of course the best part is the dog.

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Our newest dog Ramona Corona is a rescue that my mother-in-law adopted in May and then the next week realized was too much dog for her. So my wife drove up to South Dakota to bring it to our house. My wife refers to her as a rat fucking terrier. She later got the DNA tested and Ramona is a presa canario/blue heeler mix. Two animals whose genes should not be mixed. She is luckily only half as big as a presa, with all the energy of a blue heeler. Once she got over trying to kill the other three dogs in our house and we established dominance, she is a sweet girl. But still a little twitchy. Her favorite "target" is Udoka, a 110 pound mastiff/boxer/husky/Anatolian shepherd mix. Big D has perfected a sumo wrestling move we now call "the snowplow" to end their skirmishes. He lowers his head and gets Ramona turned sideways and then pushes forward into her as fast as he can. Eventually he lifts his head and rolls her on her side and then does a belly flop on top of her. She wiggles and whines under his mass until he lets her up and walks away. No blood drawn, and she knows who is boss when he is done.

A month ago she decided to eat a roll of dental floss. I had to follow her around the backyard for three days with scissors to cut loose the shitbead string she crapped out twice a day. We both were referring to her as a rat fucking terrier that week.
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We had a Dalmatian that loved to eat toilet paper. We had to keep the bathroom doors shut or we'd find TP poops all over the backyard.
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jhawks99 wrote: Wed Dec 02, 2020 12:23 pm We had a Dalmatian that loved to eat toilet paper. We had to keep the bathroom doors shut or we'd find TP poops all over the backyard.
so you hoarding TP just in case under the guise of covid?
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if that doesn’t make you smile, you’re a piece of shit
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^^^^^
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Told ya'll boxers are the best :)
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Pup’s got a sawbuck on gutter’s horse...

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Going to get a dog for the kids sometime this year. They're pretty excited. I am nervous and excited. Haven't decided on breed or anything specific as far as breeder vs adopting.
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Rescue dog
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jhawks99 wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 9:37 pmRescue dog
Rescue dogs can be sketchy.
Our last 2 dogs were cute, but fucked up.
Had to put one of them down
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Our last two have been great. One of them was afraid of men, me included, but loved my daughter.
Our current one, mostly Jack Russel, is pretty clingy.
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