More evidence that religious threads make you dum

[dolomite]

“Give praise to the Lord, proclaim his name; make known among the nations what he has done.”
‭‭Psalms‬ ‭105‬:‭1‬ ‭NIV‬‬

[KUTradition]

Genesis 19:8

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Genesis 19:8

Genesis Jesus He Knows Me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-rfCnW5VlE

[dolomite]

Here's a Bible passage I'd like to share with you...
“The Lord is close to the brokenhearted and saves those who are crushed in spirit.”
‭‭Psalms‬ ‭34‬:‭18‬ ‭NIV‬‬

[KUTradition]

if we’re all god’s children, why does “he” pick and choose whom he saves?

why does “he” care whether or not you believe so long as you’re a good person and live a good life?

[jhawks99]

Has He smited/smote anyone recently?

[defixione]

Florida.

[dolomite]

if we’re all god’s children, why does “he” pick and choose whom he saves?

why does “he” care whether or not you believe so long as you’re a good person and live a good life?

God’s decision to save someone is based solely on the fact that it pleases him.

[KUTradition]

so then it doesn’t really matter what anyone does

gotcha, thanks for playing another game of “More Evidence…”

[dolomite]

Here's a Bible passage I'd like to share with you...
“However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the good news of God’s grace.”
‭‭Acts‬ ‭20‬:‭24‬ ‭NIV‬‬

[KUTradition]

gotcha, thanks for playing another game of “More Evidence…”

[dolomite]

Here's a Bible passage I'd like to share with you...
“The Lord your God is with you, the Mighty Warrior who saves. He will take great delight in you; in his love he will no longer rebuke you, but will rejoice over you with singing.””
‭‭Zephaniah‬ ‭3‬:‭17‬ ‭NIV‬‬

[dolomite]

Here's a Bible passage I'd like to share with you...
“Do your best to present yourself to God as one approved, a worker who does not need to be ashamed and who correctly handles the word of truth.”
‭‭2 Timothy‬ ‭2‬:‭15‬ ‭NIV‬‬

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1 ... 3275016277

[ousdahl]

Mary, exhausted, having finally found shelter for her son to sleep, of all places, in a manger; is approached by a boy who who thinks to himself,

“What this young woman needs…is a drum solo.”

[japhy]

Here's a Bible verse I would like to share with you....

But because thou art lukewarm and neither cold nor hot, I will begin to vomit thee out of my mouth.
Revelation 3:16

I never quite understood the context as a kid. It was an oft repeating sermon quote made by a Catholic priest in a small town in Missouri where I grew up. He seemed to be able to fit this verse into a lot of different sermons, on many different subjects. The Church had moved the prick around to multiple churches, he was a petty mean vindictive asshole who seemed to hate kids. Perfect emissary for the Catholic Church to my mind. Later it was admitted by the Church that he had been credibly accused of multiple counts of abusing children at his various posts and they had covered up for him to avoid criminal prosecution until after his death.

Hey god damnit, they said "sorry" after the statute of limitations passed, what the fuck more do you want? Why this quote had such a profound meaning for him that he repeated it so often was a source of mystery to me then and is still so.

As soon as someone quotes the Bible, I automatically wonder if they are covering or distracting attention from something they don't want us to hear. But I'm kinda cynical that way.

Anyway, I love this thread! Keep those verses coming!

[Overlander]

Here's a Bible verse I would like to share with you....

But because thou art lukewarm and neither cold nor hot, I will begin to vomit thee out of my mouth.
Revelation 3:16

Why this quote had such a profound meaning for him that he repeated it so often was a source of mystery to me then and is still so.

Is it a spit...don't swallow kinda thing?

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

I assume (actually hope) randy must think he's transgender/transexual.

https://twitter.com/DavidCornDC/status/ ... 2255647062

[pdub]

Have we talked about young Mormons and soaking?

[ousdahl]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soaking_(sexual_practice)

Soaking, also known as marinating or floating, is a sexual practice of inserting the penis into the vagina but not subsequently thrusting, reportedly used by some members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church).