Awesomely Bad Movies

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One on right now. From 1984. Lee Marvin and Chuck Norris in Delta Force.



Wizards is on later tonight, but that's an awesomely awesome movie.
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The power glove.
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Or is that wizard?
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Wizards. Animated post-apocalyptic movie from the 70's.

Pretty allsome
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There’s a blonde chick that goes topless into a pool in that one right?
Also a good movie.
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High.
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For the younger generations How High with method man and redman.
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Prime Cut (1972). Lee Marvin, Gene Hackman, and Sissy Spacek in her first movie. Marvin, a Chicago mobster sent to discipline a Kansas City mobster, rescues a naked Spacek from a barn where drugged sex slaves are kept, buys her a see-through dress, but no underwear, and takes her to dinner. Later he is being chased through a Kansas wheat field by a big car and a combine. He tricks the two into a head-on collision, and the combine (which has big metal teeth on its front reel) chews up the car and spits it out of the back in bales.
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^^^ wow, that sounds bad. Great write up!
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I looked it up on IMDb and they have photos. The combine is photo #15, and Sissy in that dress is #45.
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kubandalum wrote: Sat Oct 27, 2018 9:00 am Prime Cut (1972). Lee Marvin, Gene Hackman, and Sissy Spacek in her first movie. Marvin, a Chicago mobster sent to discipline a Kansas City mobster, rescues a naked Spacek from a barn where drugged sex slaves are kept, buys her a see-through dress, but no underwear, and takes her to dinner. Later he is being chased through a Kansas wheat field by a big car and a combine. He tricks the two into a head-on collision, and the combine (which has big metal teeth on its front reel) chews up the car and spits it out of the back in bales.

It was worse than I thought.
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I don’t think any one of these can come close to Zardoz - Sean Connery, lots of gratuitous nudity, awful story.
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if there is “gratuitous nudity”(whatever that means). who cares about the story!


I’m gonna watch it tonight.
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MICHHAWK wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 11:08 am if there is “gratuitous nudity”(whatever that means). who cares about the story!


I’m gonna watch it tonight.
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Overlander wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 11:11 am
MICHHAWK wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 11:08 am if there is “gratuitous nudity”(whatever that means). who cares about the story!


I’m gonna watch it tonight.
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I love bad movies but I had to change the channel on "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians " this morning.
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Leprachaun was The Room without all the high dollar embellishments. The English Patient sure didn't age well either. Just awful. I can still taste it.
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Before Murphy Brown.....she was Sue Ann Daley, the richest girl in the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezsqChvaM-Y&t=2s
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Sparko wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 1:04 pm Leprachaun was The Room without all the high dollar embellishments. The English Patient sure didn't age well either. Just awful. I can still taste it.
Leprechaun is classic…vintage Jennifer Anniston lol
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This is the movie that started DC on the path of self-flagellation. Seeing a half naked traitor Jane Fonda and finding her attractive was too much for young conservative minds.

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