Kansas Crimson

1) The pay is the same, the hours are the same, and you have to work 10 months of the year.
You have to choose one of the following professions for the next 5 years.
Which do you choose?
a) Fly Fishing Tour Guide
b) Boat Salesman/Saleswoman
c) High School Teacher/College Professor
d) Attorney
e) Personal Assistant (define that as you choose) to a Wealthy Person.
f) Countertop Salesman/Saleswoman
g) Waiter/Waitress at an Olive Garden
h) Shoe Salesman/Saleswoman at a department store
i) Salesman/Saleswoman at a book store
j) Auto Repair Man/Woman
k) Receptionist at a P.R. Firm
l) Computer Salesman/Woman at a Best Buy

2) Have you ever had anyone in your life that you feel harassed you to the point where you felt the need to tell them you can't be friends with them anymore?

3) Fill in the blanks with one word or as many words as you would like....
I ___________ you because ___________ .

4) 3 parter but only a yes or no answer is required to each part.
Saying you would blow off the wedding and not get married is NOT an option.
You and your significant other are planning your wedding day.
He/she wants the following......
a) You and him/her to play role reversal. Guy wears a dress and woman wears a tux.
Do you agree to do it?
b) You to wear a thong under your dress/suit.
Do you agree to do it?
c) At the bachelor and bachelorette parties to have a last hurrah meaning he/she wants each of you to have sex with someone else at your bachelor/bachelorette parties.
Do you agree to do it?

5) Someone you work with closely fucks up bad. If affects you and others but not to the point where the place you work would be severely affected but will be somewhat affected to a small degree.
You know if you go to the manager/boss/owner there is a good chance this person will either get severally reprimanded and/or fired. You respectfully say something to this co-worker in terms of their fuckup and they respond with a snide comment.
You know that if you go to the manager/boss/owner this co-worker will know it's you who narced on them and it will cause major conflict between the two of you.
Do you still do it?

1. Assistant. Probably the least amount of work. If all the pay is the same, I'm staying away from general public.

2. No.

3. I don't mind you because I don't know you.

4. No. No. No.

5. Yes. Especially if they're rude when you let them know that they did wrong.

1. Fly fishing
2. No
3. Break up with her
4. No no no
5. Depends on the job. Military, firefighter, cop, construction etc. Hell yes. Fuck ups and mistrust get people killed. Grocery store clerk, retail etc maybe not because yknow. Does it all really matter? Fuck ups cost businesses and owners groups but not as severe consequences for the other employees

My answers....
1) C
2) Yes
3) don't like / you're an asshole. That is NOT directed at the ex. It's directed at someone who is on a power trip.
4) No, No, No.
5) Undecided