GOBBLE GOBBLE!!

[Deleted User 89]

coulda gone with a cornish game hen

[TDub]

Yum

[ousdahl]

Yum

Yeah, to be fair, the mac and cheese is legit

[ousdahl]

coulda gone with a cornish game hen

you guys are making me all self conscious about the size of my chicken

[TDub]

Yum

Yeah, to be fair, the mac and cheese is legit

I was talking about the Cornish game hen option. But i like mac and cheese too

[ousdahl]

Yeah me too.

Now let’s get another round of buckets.

[jhawks99]

That's a pretty big chicken. Chicken and dumplings may be a better option.

Dangit bro don’t ruin this for me!

While I don’t doubt you, I also want a whole bird to carve for thanksgiving. It’ll be fun, and it was only 99 cents a pound, so even if it’s completely inedible, just getting to carve will be worth the 6 bucks.

Besides, what could possibly be inedible after being covered in bacon and or butter? I think it’s gonna be delicious. Plus, between the holiday and game day and game day holiday and first game of the season and number 1 matchup, imma put down like 3 buckets of coorses before I eat either way.

And either way I still have beav’s mac and cheese as a backup.

Go for it. Hope it comes out great.

[Deleted User 289]

No bird of any kind for this guy.
Just my mother and I this Thanksgiving. First one in 54 years for me that I am not with multiple family members.
I laugh at my mother. She said she wants this to be "easy" for her so instead of making a turkey she decided to make prime rib. That's easier? Maybe. What do I know?
Then yesterday she told me she's making and baking homemade chocolate chip cookies.
She's also making a bunch of other things that I like that are not traditional Thanksgiving food.
I'm thrilled!

10 of maybe 100 Things Grandma/Gutter has been known to say on Thanksgiving that will not be said this year.....

1) I give thanks that I have to have dinner with all you fucks just once a year.
2) Stuff this!
3) Wishbone? I wish I boned Karen Whatsherface Freshman year at KU.
4) I got a Plymouth rock for ya right here.
5) Why can't we be like the goyem and eat dinner before dinner time?
6) Is that cranberry sauce on your crotch or is it that time of the month?
7) Turkey sucks. Both the bird and the country.
8) Yam? Who the fuck decided that's what it should be called? Take this crap and yam it up your ass.
9) The Bears all time record on Thanksgiving is 17-15-2. That and $2.25 gets you a ride on a bus.
10) Who was the first asshole who said, "Gee - instead of baking some good pie I think I will mutilate a pumpkin and use that to make a pie".

[shindig]

I picked up my cooked and sliced Turkey at Fareway/Mcginigles yesterday. Ordered 4lbs, but they messed up and gave me 8lbs. I have no idea how 3 people can eat 8lbs. Might have leftovers for a week.

[Deleted User 289]

Where I work we have lunches on Tuesdays for our Managing Directors and "Senior Management".
It's basically just a bullshit session and there is no set agenda.
EVERY year the Tuesday before Thanksgiving our "catering" person decides/decided to have a Thanksgiving themed lunch. Turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes, etc.
Not sure why but apparently none of the Managing Directors nor "Senior Management" has ever said, gee - we all have money and families so it would be nice of we did NOT have a Thanksgiving meal two days before Thanksgiving and how about maybe we do it (Thanksgiving themed meal) in maybe March, or April or May?
I have actually had the balls to say something and the response was - "Everybody loves it".
Ummmm..... I beg to differ.

[Deleted User 289]

[ousdahl]

sup?

[pdub]

per time is early today.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Ousy - "sup" back at ya

5 quick and painless Turkey Day Questions.

1) Seems to me most gentiles eat their meal mid day and not at dinner time. True or false?
2) What is your favorite thing to eat on Thanksgiving?
3) Approx how many people will be at your meal?
4) Have you ever been to Plymouth Rock?
5) If you were forced to keep a live turkey as a pet, what would you name it?

[jhawks99]

Gettin on the road again. As soon as I can get the girls packed.

[jhawks99]

1. Yes, we'll be outta there by 6.
2. Mom's sausage dressing and gravy.
3. 9
4. No
5. Gutter

[pdub]

1. I'm rough not gentile
2. The Jayhawks opponent
3. At least 30 - UNT's roster and staff - and then all their fans
4. No, i've driven past Plymouth Dodge tho
5. LeBron

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

1. Seems to me, true. I HATE that we don't sit down at the table until about 6:00pm.
2. NOTHING. Except maybe some bread/rolls and apple pie.
3. Last year 2, this year probably about 40. Last 25 years it's been between 2 and 100.
4. Yes
5. Dinner

[TDub]

1. preferably yes
2. mashed taters and smoked ham
3. this year just 4
4. no
5. Ive had turkeys. If you name them the kids get attached and their harder to kill.

[jfish26]

Ousy - "sup" back at ya

5 quick and painless Turkey Day Questions.

1) Seems to me most gentiles eat their meal mid day and not at dinner time. True or false?
2) What is your favorite thing to eat on Thanksgiving?
3) Approx how many people will be at your meal?
4) Have you ever been to Plymouth Rock?
5) If you were forced to keep a live turkey as a pet, what would you name it?

1. I don't know about "most." We will eat at about 5:30.
2. Basically a KFC bowl: turkey, gravy, corn and mashed potatoes, stirred together.
3. 20?
4. Yes, my dad dragged me when I was pretty young.
5. "Next week's dinner."