Cohen Testimony

[DCHawk1]

I like DC doubling down on Mueller disputing the buzzfeed report, as if he forgot the Mueller investigation is one big WiTcHhUnT either way lulz

Can you translate that for me?

[ousdahl]

Is the fake news the buzzfeed or the witch hunt?

[DCHawk1]

Don't ask me. I never supported either claim.

[ousdahl]

LOL

[Geezer]

Do you?

[Geezer]

Don't ask me. I never supported either claim.

Put that on your tombstone, "I never supported anything".

[DCHawk1]

Don't ask me. I never supported either claim.

Put that on your tombstone, "I never supported anything".

Unlike you, I tend to wait for results rather than freak out half-cocked about every stoopid thing that confirms my biases.

But you do you.

[DCHawk1]

Do you?

Do I what? Take a breath before shitting myself?

Yes. Yes I do.


I'd say you should try it too, but...old balls, new tricks and all that.

[ousdahl]

DC just said old balls to geezer, more LOL

but hey geezer, don’t take it too personal.

DC’s not half cocked about every stoopid thing. He’s just waiting for results that confirm his biases.

[DCHawk1]

DC just said old balls to geezer, more LOL

but hey geezer, don’t take it too personal.

DC’s not half cocked about every stoopid thing. He’s just waiting for results that confirm his biases.

You OK?

Orz shit at work got you all werked up?

Cuz suddenly you're the doyel of this board.

[ousdahl]

Say wut you will about me on this bored, but at least I’m the leawood of the football bored...totally kicking ass in that new thread!

and yeah you called it...I’m pretty exhausted from back to back 11 hour and 59 minute shifts serving the holiday rush for y’all.

I’d work longer, but 12+ means overtime, and management says the budget is far more important than adequate staffing.

[dolomite]

Cohen, you dirty lying rat you!

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/michae ... inst-trump
The contours of the testimony are likely to frustrate Republican members of the oversight committee, now chaired by Democrat Elijah Cummings. Some may ask why Cohen is there if he is unable to answer questions on such vital topics.

What’s more, they will point out that Cohen is an acknowledged LIAR and ask why he should still be viewed as credible.

The New York lawyer wants to explain why he went to work for Trump, why he is ashamed of having worked for Trump, and how he made the decision last July to turn on his longtime benefactor, who has called him a “weak person” and a “rat.”

Part of that explanation will focus on Cohen’s view that while certain behavior might be tolerable in a private businessman, the standards are very different when that person becomes president.

Cohen will offer personal anecdotes about his service to Trump and what he has termed his complicity in “dirty deeds,” the sources say. These would likely be unflattering blasts from the past but could have little to do with his record as president.

[ousdahl]

yeah Cohen's a dirty lying rat.

but he's Trump's dirty lying rat.

[defixione]

Cohen, you dirty lying rat you!

What’s more, they will point out that Cohen is an acknowledged LIAR and ask why he should still be viewed as credible.

Shouldn't make any difference. They still believe the pOTUS is credible, right?

[ousdahl]

Who else can’t wait to see what kinda treatment Cohen gets from republican congressmen?


(bear in mind, this is the president’s longtime personal lawyer...)

[Deleted User 62]

It's going to be ugly.

On the plus side, it should motivate POTUS to go full Trump.

[DCHawk1]

It's going to be ugly.

On the plus side, it should motivate POTUS to go full Trump.

It's already been ugly.

[twocoach]

In short, these sources say, Cohen will offer compelling testimony, but those who expect him to be able to fire a silver bullet that would bring down the president are going to be sorely disappointed. Cohen may have important new information that he has disclosed to Robert Mueller in 70 hours of interviews with prosecutors, but if so, he won’t be able to reveal it.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/michae ... inst-trump

What will Cohen say to those grandstanding Democrats that he hasn't already said to Mueller. In other words a big waste of time imo.

I am fairly certain that Cohen has been involved in more than just the Russia issue with Mr. Trump. There are plenty of questions out there to ask him and he'll have plenty of topics that he is free to answer questions on.

How do we know if Cohen will be truthful?

Trump hired him to be a liar and a scumbag and now uses the fact that he is a liar and a scumbag to refute any claims of lying and being a scumbag.

Brilliant. What's funny/sad is that this shtick actually works on people to get them to discredit others.

[DrPepper]

So, Trump is dancing with Rocketman now to try to redirect the news, right?
I wonder if Trump brought along his golf clubs incase he needs to get on that train with Rocketman and seek asylum in North Korea.

[Deleted User 89]

damn...Stephen Lynch just threw down