Kansas Crimson

Mine might have just happened today. Crouched down to fix something under my desk. Pants ripped right down the seam. A good 2-3 inch rip. Stapled them together and finished the day, but damn that was a rough time. Debated for a good 5 minutes if I should fix it and stay, or go home. Had too much to do, so I fixed them and stayed. But quite a few people at the office knew.

Dedication right there.
Stapled your own pants.

Coulda done worse to your pants than that

I sharted once while at work..think I went home sick .

I banged a chick who ended up becoming my manager.

I accidentally called my boss “Dad” to his face. Kinda sad because this guy really felt he was young and hip like rest of us.

My boss was calling me to say I was getting a raise and for some reason I answered the phone by saying my name and the previous company I worked for.

I backed a 55' Sea Ray into a 43' Azimut a few years back.
Just didn't see it there.

I was introducing a subcontractor to my client of an $850k new house and forgot my client's name

jeepinjayhawk wrote: ↑Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:48 pm I backed a 55' Sea Ray into a 43' Azimut a few years back.
Just didn't see it there.

jeepinjayhawk wrote: ↑Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:48 pm I backed a 55' Sea Ray into a 43' Azimut a few years back.
Just didn't see it there.

meh

#whohasnt

Feral wrote: ↑Thu Feb 28, 2019 5:42 pm

jeepinjayhawk wrote: ↑Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:48 pm I backed a 55' Sea Ray into a 43' Azimut a few years back.
Just didn't see it there.

meh

#whohasnt

Exactly

Biggest "mishap" very well may have been taking out a known slut who worked on the CBOE floor on Valentine's Day.
Went to Erie Cafe for dinner. Ran in to very conservative family friends.
They came up to me and asked me to introduce my assumed "girlfriend".
Can't remember exactly what she said but it was something to the extent of she's not my girlfriend but we may fuck that night.
Anyways, she was wasted and so was I and we ended up at the Crazy Horse (strip club).
It was "amateur' night. She excused herself to use the ladies room.
Next thing I know/see, she's up on stage topless.
Next day people asked how our "date" went. Didn't know if I was supposed to tell the truth or lie.
I told the truth. She wasn't too happy I did.

That or maybe when I was managing a record store when I was in my early 20s.
I had teenage employee who's mother decided it would be a nice idea to get her daughter and her friends a swimming pool room at the Sybaris on their prom night. https://www.sybaris.com
I kind of knew a radio personality named Jonathan Brandmeir who was a DJ on WLUP (known as The Loop). I was able to talk with him off the air and told him I thought I might have a winner in terms of something he could run with and have a good time on the air with.
We decided to call the Sybaris and on the air he spoke to the reservations person. It was a woman and Brandmeir asked straight forward questions such as if the place is a sex palace.
He asked about some of the extras and amenities in the rooms and learned that many of the rooms have a hanging basket. He pressed the woman to explain what people would use a hanging basket for.
After about 5 minutes of fucking with the woman Brandmeir went ahead and asked the woman if she was aware that there was an orgy taking place in one of the rooms with a bunch of High School kids.
The woman denied knowing.
Well, apparently a listener had a problem with it and called the police. It was a very unpleasant few days for me between the girl's mother and the girl both being very unhappy with me.
Could have been a whole hell of a lot worse for ALL involved.

You should have married that Crazy Horse female.

^^^


could you imagine those 5 questions of the day?

1. Do you prefer scrambled or sunny side up?
2. If you’re taking it from a strap on from your wife’s friend Barbara and your wife is watching porn of a man taking it from a woman wearing a strap on would it make you upset?
3. If your wife comes home late and you ask where she was and she says five guys where would you think she was?
4. If you got food delivered and there’s cheese on your burger and you didn’t ask for it and your wife is filming amateur porn at the living room table do you call them back to make them redeliver?
5. Rate my wives rack on a scale of 1 to Alexandra Daddario.

Leawood - No. I would have died from some sexually transmitted disease by now.
pdub -
1. Neither
2. No
3. Somewhere sucking down nasty dry overcooked meat followed by sucking down nasty dry 5 dicks.
4. No
5. 6.24397

I'll come up with 5 solid questions for tomorrow.

What is her name? Where does she live? PM me.

No need for a pm. Her name escapes me at the moment and my guess is she lives (well - doesn't "live") in a casket 6 feet underground somewhere.

Whoops! Just remembered her name. It is/was Erica/Erika.

Having a little cum on my pants after getting blown by a chick in Marketing in the executive suite shitter. These bros on my team saw it when I walked into our weekly staff meeting.