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This Happened To Me Once:
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“We are living through a revolt against the future. The future will prevail.”
Anand Giridharadas
Anand Giridharadas
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Sounds like Leawood's type:
Florida woman arrested after allegedly grabbing boyfriend’s testicles, squeezing them ‘until they were bleeding’
Florida woman arrested after allegedly grabbing boyfriend’s testicles, squeezing them ‘until they were bleeding’
“We are living through a revolt against the future. The future will prevail.”
Anand Giridharadas
Anand Giridharadas
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Don't inject Lysol.
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98% chance the original injury was faked anyway. No harm.
Just Ledoux it
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“We are living through a revolt against the future. The future will prevail.”
Anand Giridharadas
Anand Giridharadas
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Ah the old “trying to shoot the passenger of another car, but end up shooting your husband in the head” story. A tale as old as time.
Of course, in this case it was, "end up shooting your husband in the head at someone else's house" story. A slightly different wrinkle.
Take a look at her garb in her mug shot. She's wearing that in July in Alabama?
Of course, in this case it was, "end up shooting your husband in the head at someone else's house" story. A slightly different wrinkle.
Take a look at her garb in her mug shot. She's wearing that in July in Alabama?
Don't inject Lysol.
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“We are living through a revolt against the future. The future will prevail.”
Anand Giridharadas
Anand Giridharadas
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Florida woman in KC?
More evidence of global warning:
Police say a woman upset about the line at a Department of Motor Vehicles office in Kansas City went outside and fired a gun after being asked to leave.
More evidence of global warning:
Police say a woman upset about the line at a Department of Motor Vehicles office in Kansas City went outside and fired a gun after being asked to leave.
“We are living through a revolt against the future. The future will prevail.”
Anand Giridharadas
Anand Giridharadas
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It was Parkville of course, you know the type. Probably some wingnut from Riss Lake.
I saw the worst minds of my generation empowered by madness, bloated farcical naked,
dragging themselves through the whitewashed streets at dawn looking for a grievance fix.
dragging themselves through the whitewashed streets at dawn looking for a grievance fix.
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Drug In A Rug: Is That A Bag Of Cocaine Under Your Toupee?
As far as drug-smuggling plans go, this one probably should have been gone over with a fine-toothed comb.
A Colombian man trying to sneak more than a pound of cocaine into Spain was caught with the package (poorly) hidden under his toupee, a Spanish police official told NPR.
The extra carry-on bag was taped to the top of 65-year-old man's head, creating a very bizarre lewk as he disembarked from a flight arriving in Barcelona from Bogota...
As far as drug-smuggling plans go, this one probably should have been gone over with a fine-toothed comb.
A Colombian man trying to sneak more than a pound of cocaine into Spain was caught with the package (poorly) hidden under his toupee, a Spanish police official told NPR.
The extra carry-on bag was taped to the top of 65-year-old man's head, creating a very bizarre lewk as he disembarked from a flight arriving in Barcelona from Bogota...
“We are living through a revolt against the future. The future will prevail.”
Anand Giridharadas
Anand Giridharadas
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Body found behind cooler in abandoned grocery store is man who went missing nine years ago
Police said the man climbed on top of the coolers at an Iowa store in late 2009 and fell into a gap, with shoppers apparently passing by his body for years...
He was trapped and died there, authorities said. His body apparently stayed behind the cooler for almost a decade — including the more than six years that the store remained open as shoppers passed by until it was closed in 2016.
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Police said the man climbed on top of the coolers at an Iowa store in late 2009 and fell into a gap, with shoppers apparently passing by his body for years...
He was trapped and died there, authorities said. His body apparently stayed behind the cooler for almost a decade — including the more than six years that the store remained open as shoppers passed by until it was closed in 2016.
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“We are living through a revolt against the future. The future will prevail.”
Anand Giridharadas
Anand Giridharadas
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No one smelled anything? Or is the store just that ripe?
Defense. Rebounds.
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That's what I wondered.
“We are living through a revolt against the future. The future will prevail.”
Anand Giridharadas
Anand Giridharadas
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Council-tucky. Sounds about right.
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“We are living through a revolt against the future. The future will prevail.”
Anand Giridharadas
Anand Giridharadas
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I'm not a wildlife expert but I'm gonna guess it's not a great idea to be 10 feet away from a 2,000 lb bison.
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The funny thing is, there are signs and fliers and kiosks and park rangers and ample attempts to tell y’all tourists to not get too close to the wildlife.
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That's kind of funny, assuming the girl is okay and everything.
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I hope the girl is ok. Not sure wtf the parents were thinking.
Tourons.
Tourons.
Defense. Rebounds.