Kansas Crimson

You're welcome pal.

Also, we have a message board relationship, so I take offense to you calling me guy. You shouldn't care about me, or my gender or anything personal about me you creep.

#michhawk

noted, bub

yeah, whatever you do, NEVER assume PhD's gender.

ousdahl wrote: ↑Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:05 am yeah, whatever you do, NEVER assume PhD's gender.

She does rack pulls. There's nothing to assume.

I was just walking out of Starbucks and in comes a guy who says, I think to me, kinda mumbling, "I'm gonna steal your money for cocaine."

Ous, if you are up for money that bad, just ask.

(it doesn't count as a drug if you can legally buy it even in Michigan, right?)

pdub wrote: ↑Thu Nov 08, 2018 1:56 pm I was just walking out of Starbucks and in comes a guy who says, I think to me, kinda mumbling, "I'm gonna steal your money for cocaine."

Ous, if you are up for money that bad, just ask.

but for real what I wanna now is, why do you need cocaine if you're already at a Starbucks? you could be buzzing just as hard off a good venti with room.

A venti of cocaine would be worth almost as much as a lunch at Olive Garden.

Got some work in at 4:50 on a Friday.
Thought it had to be done tonight - maybe 2 hours of work.
Just found out, not due til Monday so.....

Had my tooth extracted this morning.
Chillin on the couch.
Steve Harvey show is on TV.

Need to change it.

While I did some work on the laptop today, the rest of the crew here watched four Hallmark holiday movies in a row. One of them was set in Missouri so I naturally booed at its every mention and made a number of quips about meth, worthlessness and failure.

I think I could write one of those Hallmark films now.

Yes do it! Teach us the true meaning of Christmas!

I have mandatory unconscious bias training today.
It is four hours.

Will you be unconscious?

Hm.
I don't know.
Maybe they'll hypnotize us/put us to sleep before we get trained.

I'm biased toward being unconscious.

think I'll go back to bed.

I assume it's derived from Thinking Fast and Slow?

If so I think that's actually interesting and smart of your company to do. That should be required reading for everyone

I don’t agree with the philosophy and I had to stay late four hours because of it but I can see why they did it.

what was the philosophy?