Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/7/20
Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/7/20
1. Think of ALL the PERMANENT residents of/in the state of Florida. As a whole, on a scale of 0-100 (0 being the smartest people in the world and 100 being the dumbest people in the world) how dumb are they?
2. 4 states begin with the letter A, 3 begin with C, 4 begin with I, 8 begin with M, 8 begin with N, 3 begin with O, 4 begin with W.
You can choose to live in any and all states that begin with either A, C, I, M, N, O, or W but you can only live in those states and can NOT travel anywhere else EVER - except those states. Which letter of states do you choose?
3. You are with your current significant other and you run in to an ex. Your ex is wearing something you gave him/her. Your current compliments him/her on the item and asks where they got it. Your ex lies and says, he/she bought it at whatever store. Do you just let it go or do you say something?
4. You have to choose one of the following activities to do for 1.5 hours today between 1:00pm and 2:30pm. Which do you choose?
a) Swimming
b) Jogging
c) Biking
d) Gardening
e) Baking/Cooking (food)
f) Cleaning
g) Reading
5. You get to spend an evening having dinner and then going to a "club" with one of the following people. Who do you choose?
a)
b)
c)
d)
e)
f)
2. 4 states begin with the letter A, 3 begin with C, 4 begin with I, 8 begin with M, 8 begin with N, 3 begin with O, 4 begin with W.
You can choose to live in any and all states that begin with either A, C, I, M, N, O, or W but you can only live in those states and can NOT travel anywhere else EVER - except those states. Which letter of states do you choose?
3. You are with your current significant other and you run in to an ex. Your ex is wearing something you gave him/her. Your current compliments him/her on the item and asks where they got it. Your ex lies and says, he/she bought it at whatever store. Do you just let it go or do you say something?
4. You have to choose one of the following activities to do for 1.5 hours today between 1:00pm and 2:30pm. Which do you choose?
a) Swimming
b) Jogging
c) Biking
d) Gardening
e) Baking/Cooking (food)
f) Cleaning
g) Reading
5. You get to spend an evening having dinner and then going to a "club" with one of the following people. Who do you choose?
a)
b)
c)
d)
e)
f)
Re: Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/7/20
1. 56
2. Easy, M, but only 7 states begin with the letter M
3. Break up with her
4. D
5. B
2. Easy, M, but only 7 states begin with the letter M
3. Break up with her
4. D
5. B
Re: Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/7/20
1) 50
2) C
3) Mrs 99 and I have been married for 35 years, dated exclusively for two before that. Hopefully, none of my ex's are wearing clothes that I bought them.
4) E
5) Dunno who A and B are. C is too freakin weird. Never want to be in the same room with D. E, yeah, sure, why not? F, probably not much in common, but might be fun.
2) C
3) Mrs 99 and I have been married for 35 years, dated exclusively for two before that. Hopefully, none of my ex's are wearing clothes that I bought them.
4) E
5) Dunno who A and B are. C is too freakin weird. Never want to be in the same room with D. E, yeah, sure, why not? F, probably not much in common, but might be fun.
Defense. Rebounds.
Re: Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/7/20
1. 79
2. M. Id never need to leave Montana
3. No. Say nothing.
4. Reading
5. A
2. M. Id never need to leave Montana
3. No. Say nothing.
4. Reading
5. A
Just Ledoux it
Re: Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/7/20
1. Some 100. Others 0.
2. I (illinois, Iowa, Idaho, indiana)
3. I would say something since lying to my wife isn't my thing.
4. Swimming if its a private pool. Cooking if not.
5. If I'm single A. If I am who I am then B. But the Rock is a close 2nd to PP.
2. I (illinois, Iowa, Idaho, indiana)
3. I would say something since lying to my wife isn't my thing.
4. Swimming if its a private pool. Cooking if not.
5. If I'm single A. If I am who I am then B. But the Rock is a close 2nd to PP.
Re: Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/7/20
1. 73.985
2. C
3. I would laugh loud and then see if either of them asked me why I was laughing. If they did, I would say why. Otherwise, I wouldn't say anything.
4. Today - A. Unfortunately I will be sitting in an office - where 350 people will not be today.
5. I would be happy with any but D - unless I could take a shit, wipe my ass with a towel, and then wrap it around his face. I'll go with C or F. I'm going to go with C because he's probably the most interesting and my guess is we would have people approach us.
2. C
3. I would laugh loud and then see if either of them asked me why I was laughing. If they did, I would say why. Otherwise, I wouldn't say anything.
4. Today - A. Unfortunately I will be sitting in an office - where 350 people will not be today.
5. I would be happy with any but D - unless I could take a shit, wipe my ass with a towel, and then wrap it around his face. I'll go with C or F. I'm going to go with C because he's probably the most interesting and my guess is we would have people approach us.
Re: Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/7/20
Is A one of the Kardashians? B looks like Pierce to me, but not sure.jhawks99 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 07, 2020 7:41 am 1) 50
2) C
3) Mrs 99 and I have been married for 35 years, dated exclusively for two before that. Hopefully, none of my ex's are wearing clothes that I bought them.
4) E
5) Dunno who A and B are. C is too freakin weird. Never want to be in the same room with D. E, yeah, sure, why not? F, probably not much in common, but might be fun.
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Re: Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/7/20
1. 50
2. C
3. Da fuq
4. A. Swimming. Just built an above ground pool in backyard. Could hang there for a while.
5. B
2. C
3. Da fuq
4. A. Swimming. Just built an above ground pool in backyard. Could hang there for a while.
5. B
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"But don’t ever get it twisted, it’s Rock Chalk forever." MG
Re: Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/7/20
1. 69
2. C (Cali really makes this one easy, so much geographic diversity).
3. I’d probably say ‘you have great taste’ or something she’d understand without making new dude uncomfortable.
4. Cooking. 1-230 is hot.
5. E.
2. C (Cali really makes this one easy, so much geographic diversity).
3. I’d probably say ‘you have great taste’ or something she’d understand without making new dude uncomfortable.
4. Cooking. 1-230 is hot.
5. E.
Re: Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/7/20
Hard to turn down California and Colorado.
Re: Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/7/20
How’d I do this? Lol
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