Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/7/20

[Deleted User 289]

1. Think of ALL the PERMANENT residents of/in the state of Florida. As a whole, on a scale of 0-100 (0 being the smartest people in the world and 100 being the dumbest people in the world) how dumb are they?

2. 4 states begin with the letter A, 3 begin with C, 4 begin with I, 8 begin with M, 8 begin with N, 3 begin with O, 4 begin with W.
You can choose to live in any and all states that begin with either A, C, I, M, N, O, or W but you can only live in those states and can NOT travel anywhere else EVER - except those states. Which letter of states do you choose?

3. You are with your current significant other and you run in to an ex. Your ex is wearing something you gave him/her. Your current compliments him/her on the item and asks where they got it. Your ex lies and says, he/she bought it at whatever store. Do you just let it go or do you say something?

4. You have to choose one of the following activities to do for 1.5 hours today between 1:00pm and 2:30pm. Which do you choose?
a) Swimming
b) Jogging
c) Biking
d) Gardening
e) Baking/Cooking (food)
f) Cleaning
g) Reading


5. You get to spend an evening having dinner and then going to a "club" with one of the following people. Who do you choose?

a)


b)


c)


d)


e)


f)

[pdub]

1. 56
2. Easy, M, but only 7 states begin with the letter M
3. Break up with her
4. D
5. B

[jhawks99]

1) 50
2) C
3) Mrs 99 and I have been married for 35 years, dated exclusively for two before that. Hopefully, none of my ex's are wearing clothes that I bought them.
4) E
5) Dunno who A and B are. C is too freakin weird. Never want to be in the same room with D. E, yeah, sure, why not? F, probably not much in common, but might be fun.

[TDub]

1. 79
2. M. Id never need to leave Montana
3. No. Say nothing.
4. Reading
5. A

[Deleted User 310]

1. Some 100. Others 0.

2. I (illinois, Iowa, Idaho, indiana)

3. I would say something since lying to my wife isn't my thing.

4. Swimming if its a private pool. Cooking if not.

5. If I'm single A. If I am who I am then B. But the Rock is a close 2nd to PP.

[pdub]

5) Dunno who...B are.

Um.

[Deleted User 310]

5) Dunno who...B are.

Um.

[Deleted User 289]

1. 56
2. Easy, M, but only 7 states begin with the letter M
3. Break up with her
4. D
5. B

Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana

[pdub]

1. 56
2. Easy, M, but only 7 states begin with the letter M
3. Break up with her
4. D
5. B

Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Montana

Seven.

[Deleted User 310]

[Deleted User 289]

1. 73.985
2. C
3. I would laugh loud and then see if either of them asked me why I was laughing. If they did, I would say why. Otherwise, I wouldn't say anything.
4. Today - A. Unfortunately I will be sitting in an office - where 350 people will not be today.
5. I would be happy with any but D - unless I could take a shit, wipe my ass with a towel, and then wrap it around his face. I'll go with C or F. I'm going to go with C because he's probably the most interesting and my guess is we would have people approach us.

[shindig]

1) 50
2) C
3) Mrs 99 and I have been married for 35 years, dated exclusively for two before that. Hopefully, none of my ex's are wearing clothes that I bought them.
4) E
5) Dunno who A and B are. C is too freakin weird. Never want to be in the same room with D. E, yeah, sure, why not? F, probably not much in common, but might be fun.

Is A one of the Kardashians? B looks like Pierce to me, but not sure.

[NewtonHawk11]

1. 50
2. C
3. Da fuq
4. A. Swimming. Just built an above ground pool in backyard. Could hang there for a while.
5. B

[Deleted User 141]

1. 69
2. C (Cali really makes this one easy, so much geographic diversity).
3. I’d probably say ‘you have great taste’ or something she’d understand without making new dude uncomfortable.
4. Cooking. 1-230 is hot.
5. E.

[jhawks99]

5) Dunno who...B are.

Um.

OK, the glasses had me fooled.

[jfish26]

Hard to turn down California and Colorado.

[TDub]

Hard to turn down California and Colorado.

Have I mentioned Montana?

[Deleted User 141]

Hard to turn down California and Colorado.

Have I mentioned Montana?

Montana is beautiful and bountiful, but no ocean.

[Deleted User 141]

Hard to turn down California and Colorado.

How’d I do this? Lol

[Deleted User 141]

Hard to turn down California and Colorado.

I’m more concerned with one day seeing the headquarters of ESPN.

And where the Gilmore Girls lived.