Totally random thread

[Deleted User 266]

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[jhawks99]

Sooooo,
It's been 5 years since my last colonoscopy. I get to do it again tomorrow. Gulping down prep now.

May God have mercy on my soul.

"gulping" implies you're doing a liquid prep.

Hopefully not a gallon of GoLYTELY?

2 6oz bottles that get diluted to 16oz each. Nasty stuff but it isn't the 4 liters I had to drink last time.
Round 1 is well underway.

[defixione]

Pineapple flavor?

[jhawks99]

No flavor other than bitter, salt, and thick.

[ChalkRocker]

here's to a good outcome.

so to speak...

[Leawood]

You should be on the crapper by now.

[jhawks99]

oh yeah. round 2 of the prep beginning now.

[ousdahl]

How pissed would the doctor be if you just like randomly had a bunch of tacos the night before instead?

asking for a friend.

[jhawks99]

I haven't eaten in 25+ hours. I could go for some tacos. Or a giant Chipotle burrito. Let him deal with that.

[Shirley]

I haven't eaten in 25+ hours. I could go for some tacos. Or a giant Chipotle burrito. Let him deal with that.

Don't listen to ousdahl! That would mean repeating this process...

[jhawks99]

i know.

[ousdahl]

Sorry, don’t mean to be a bad influence.

Hope everything goes well, 99.

If I too am lucky enough to live to be old enough to undergo such an examination, then I too look forward to that giant Chipotle burrito. Imma get the corn salsa and everything.

[jhawks99]

lol. corn

[Deleted User 266]

Hey 99 - I am happy to hear/know you had a shitty evening!
Hoping today goes well for you. Please let us know.

[Deleted User 266]

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Thought this was kind of cool.
P.S. I often find it interesting when two people are together who look like they can be brother and sister and the brother looks like a chick and the sister looks like a dude.

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[Deleted User 286]

I haven't eaten in 25+ hours. I could go for some tacos. Or a giant Chipotle burrito. Let him deal with that.

Don't listen to ousdahl! That would mean repeating this process...

LOL one of my older golf buddies accidentally ate later than he was supposed to the day before....that's exactly what they did. Said basically "well, we're not going in your ass filled with Wendys"....and he got to do it all again a week later. Oops.

[jhawks99]

I've done everything they asked. I keep going to the fridge for a snack and then... wait .. oops.

Appointment is at 11 am today.

[jhawks99]

Waiting room now. Old dood was flipping channels on the teevee for 15 minutes. Thought sure it would land on fox news. Nope, price us right. Seems he's an expert on the show.

[Shirley]

Waiting room now. Old dood was flipping channels on the teevee for 15 minutes. Thought sure it would land on fox news. Nope, price us right. Seems he's an expert on the show.

In my experience, doctor's waiting room TVs are almost universally tuned to the Home and Garden channel. Which is a way of avoiding news/fake news and politics, but plants the idea into women's minds that their husbands can knock down weight-bearing walls, remove kitchen counters, cabinets, and sinks, and replace them all in half an hour.

[Shirley]

Waiting room now. Old dood was flipping channels on the teevee for 15 minutes. Thought sure it would land on fox news. Nope, price us right. Seems he's an expert on the show.

Have you considered live-blogging your colonoscopy?