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Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 3:42 pm
by ousdahl
I also heard the other day they just hired to some high up position some chick who was among the architects of the patriot act.
This of course is concerning cuz it suggests Facebook is getting more involved with surveillance, not less.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:19 pm
by Shirley
This is Leawood, until proven otherwise:
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:28 pm
by jhawks99
Definitely Leawood.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:48 pm
by Geezer
That is hilarious.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:57 pm
by DCHawk1
I did NOT fart.
And my hair is less brunette and more salt-n-pepper these days.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 5:01 pm
by Leawood
Couldn’t have been me. I’m short.
Not that I’m not forward.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 5:03 pm
by Leawood
And we don’t have a Kroger.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 6:37 am
by abyrain
Could a bald man be cute?
I drink some shitty cofee looking for
cheap French property for sale here and airbnb for my extremely busy sister
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 3:07 pm
by jhawks99
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 7:47 am
by ousdahl
so was 99 the driver or the hitchhiker?
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 9:26 am
by jhawks99
Virectomy -- Seems I have to have one.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 7:57 pm
by jhawks99
jhawks99 wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2019 9:26 am
Virectomy -- Seems I have to have one.
What?!? No sympathy here? They're gonna stick needles in my eyeball and suck out the goop and then refill it with synthetic goop. And I can't get a sorry 99, I feel for ya.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 8:05 pm
by Geezer
Never heard of it.
Just googled.
Best of luck. Hope the surgeon stays away from 2 for 1 well shots the night before.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 8:09 pm
by jhawks99
Me either. Seems I need one. I had surgery for a torn retina a few months ago. There's lots of old blood and detritus floating around affecting my vision. The solution is to suck out the eyeball inerds and replace it with synthetic eyeball innards
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 8:09 pm
by jhawks99
jhawks99 wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2019 8:09 pm
Me either. Seems I need one. I had surgery for a torn retina a few months ago. There's lots of old blood and detritus floating around affecting my vision. The solution is to suck out the eyeball innards and replace it with synthetic eyeball innards
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 8:10 pm
by jhawks99
Dang it
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 8:23 pm
by Deleted User 89
jhawks99 wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2019 7:57 pm
jhawks99 wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2019 9:26 am
Virectomy -- Seems I have to have one.
What?!? No sympathy here? They're gonna stick needles in my eyeball and suck out the goop and then refill it with synthetic goop. And I can't get a sorry 99, I feel for ya.
sorry 99, i feel for ya
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 8:32 pm
by Deleted User 62
Maybe you come out if it with a superpower.
Like, maybe the ability to see clothes people naked (both a blessing AND a curse)
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 8:33 pm
by jhawks99
jeepinjayhawk wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2019 8:32 pm
Maybe you come out if it with a superpower.
Like, maybe the ability to see clothes people naked
Dude, I live in Kentucky.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 8:35 pm
by jhawks99
Thanks Tradie