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Not on the smack talk bored

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 9:21 am
by ousdahl
If something is too off topic to be on topic, or too on topic to be on the off topic, post it here.

Re: Not on the smack talk bored

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 9:32 am
by pdub
Where's the Smack Talk bored?

Re: Not on the smack talk bored

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 9:33 am
by pdub
All I see is The Coffee Talk bored.

Re: Not on the smack talk bored

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 9:37 am
by ousdahl
pdub wrote: Tue Nov 02, 2021 9:32 am Where's the Smack Talk bored?
Not here.

Re: Not on the smack talk bored

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 9:40 am
by pdub
So back on topic, should I stay off topic?

Re: Not on the smack talk bored

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 9:43 am
by ousdahl
Now you’re getting it!

Re: Not on the smack talk bored

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 9:47 am
by ousdahl
This thread is where all other threads are to be reckoned with, regardless of bored…or rather, this thread transcends the boundaries of boreds.

It’s pretty much the official thread, just with no caps lock.

For instance: fuck marry kill, thread edition!

- talking basketball with Tubby Smith
- the housing market crash that got lobster banned this winter, or sooner
- that one thread where tj goes thru his ex wife’s phone

Re: Not on the smack talk bored

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 10:07 am
by pdub
I'm fucking Tubby, killing lobster and marrying tk's ex.

Re: Not on the smack talk bored

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 10:20 am
by jhawks99
Tuby. You're welcome.

Re: Not on the smack talk bored

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 10:23 am
by pdub
I can't believe dotcom just killed the boreds without any warning.
Be professional and say, 'hey, it's been a long run, as a community, but we're gonna pull the plug in a couple of weeks.'

I needed to copy/paste some classic convos!

Re: Not on the smack talk bored

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 11:13 am
by jhawks99
Lotta good stuff went away. I hope someone kept a copy

Re: Not on the smack talk bored

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 11:18 am
by ousdahl
My personal fave work I’ve done is the fishing movie reviews.

A river runs through it! Jaws! Bait Shop starring Bill Engvall and Billy Ray Cyrus!

Re: Not on the smack talk bored

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 11:21 am
by jhawks99
It's now gone for ever Ousie.

Re: Not on the smack talk bored

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 11:29 am
by ousdahl
even as a fly fisherbro, I struggle to understand how a river runs through it received so much critical claim.

But Jaws, I totally get.

Maybe I should review all the sequels.

Re: Not on the smack talk bored

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 12:12 pm
by TDub
river runs through it is a great movie. hands down best fishing movie out there

Re: Not on the smack talk bored

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 2:25 pm
by jhawks99
How many fishing movies are there? Does Harold Ensley star in any of them?

Re: Not on the smack talk bored

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 2:44 pm
by PhDhawk
There's the seen in Ghostbusters 2 where a security guard tells Dr Venkman that his favorite TV show is bassmasters.

Re: Not on the smack talk bored

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 4:05 pm
by ousdahl
There’s that scene in Fargo where she gets him nightcrawlers to go ice fishing.

In There’s Something About Mary the dude gets hooked across the face with a big ol jerk bait.

In Step Brothers, the other brother misses the wedding cuz of “a very important fishing trip,” the Bonita run, with Mark Cuban.

And nothing would move this thread to another bored faster than reviewing Grumpy Old Men…

Re: Not on the smack talk bored

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 8:33 pm
by ChalkRocker
n/m

Re: Not on the smack talk bored

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 8:41 pm
by Overlander
jhawks99 wrote: Tue Nov 02, 2021 2:25 pm Does Harold Ensley star in any of them?
Wow, dated yourself on this one!