"Friends", I was discussing the subject with Feral not long ago. The topic being, some stick and some disappear. My theory being that if a friendship is based on a single common interest, once that topic is gone so is the friendship. If you have common experiences/values/deeply held beliefs, the friendship endures and can be picked up even after long absences.
I can’t recall how I met Leawood. It was probably at a tailgate feast near Memorial Stadium or at AFH going to a game with Defixione, back when Defix had access to front row seats behind the scorer’s table. We both grew up to become professionals and have our own practices, and we both have a penchant for fighting for and helping the “little guys”. Me, because I grew up poor and Leawood, well.....he is short.
Whether he called me or I called him I don’t remember, it was probably a decade ago. But we got word of an Amish farmer in the sad little town of Windsor MO who was being sued. The farmer, being in need of supplemental income would work demolition, taking apart collapsing buildings on Main Street and selling the lumber/bricks for salvage. There was a small town grifter and her attorney accomplice who were suing the guy because they claimed his work on a building had affected her building two doors down. Her building was uninhabitable now because of roof and structural damage.
Leawood and I slow rolled into town, hired guns from the big city.
It was hard to reach our client as he had no phone and our only contact was via a phone at the local hardware store. The store owner was sympathetic to his plight and was trying to help him find someone who could help him. Leawood knew this as an attempt to take the farm from the farmer by judgement seeing as the farmer knew of no way to contest the case. Leawood was pissed, “this will not stand”.
I did my assessment first. It didn’t take long to document that their whole premise was full of shit. The demolition work a couple of months prior, reportedly “had damaged the new roof on the building”. The roof was built up roofing felts with a liquid tar coating on top. It was alligator cracked all to hell and there were multiple empty buckets of sealer laying up there that had been poured out into cracks and left when I climbed up for a look. Even the patches were alligator cracked. I seem to recall a small tree growing through the roofing as well. For a “new” roof, it seemed to have aged decades rather quickly. The building itself was built between two taller masonry structures and was framed independent of them. The shaking of the building adjacent to it was only able to transmit impact across a tar paper flashing. Hardly a good conduit for vibration transmission.
I wrote my report and loaded the Leawood gun with the signed and sealed expert opinion bullet. He fired on them in a withering barrage of letters/emails. If you think he is funny on here, his letters to the plaintiff’s attorney were good reading as well. In the end the case was dropped and the grifters left the farmer alone. Leawood seemed pretty pleased with himself. I could tell he enjoyed kicking the bastards in the nuts. In the end we both got stiffed on our invoices. But it was the moral cause of meting out a little rural justice that was the point of it all, so we just walked away.
It’s that sort of shit that makes Leawood my friend to this day. If he needs anything, he knows I will join his posse. He’s a good dude.
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and to think, I already gave my potd to illy.
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Great story.
I have never met Leawood, but I hope that someday, I will.
I have met a few on here, and a few that don’t frequent these boards.
I can attest that Japhy and Defix are damn good people. And these values are indeed a huge part of what makes them people that I hope to cross paths with for a long, long time
I have never met Leawood, but I hope that someday, I will.
I have met a few on here, and a few that don’t frequent these boards.
I can attest that Japhy and Defix are damn good people. And these values are indeed a huge part of what makes them people that I hope to cross paths with for a long, long time
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Oh, and Ousdahl is a pretty decent peace time wingman. I have yet to see how well he sticks when the knives come out…
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I got your back if we run into any more problems with doods pissing in the streets…Overlander wrote: ↑Fri Dec 17, 2021 1:33 pm Oh, and Ousdahl is a pretty decent peace time wingman. I have yet to see how well he sticks when the knives come out…
…assuming we don’t get arrested first.
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I know that had to have crossed your mind when I was approaching the police cars!ousdahl wrote: ↑Fri Dec 17, 2021 1:58 pmI got your back if we run into any more problems with doods pissing in the streets…Overlander wrote: ↑Fri Dec 17, 2021 1:33 pm Oh, and Ousdahl is a pretty decent peace time wingman. I have yet to see how well he sticks when the knives come out…
…assuming we don’t get arrested first.
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Actually I think the only thing on my mind at that point in the evening was, man those margs in those fancy gringo glasses just went to straight to my dome
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I don't have a single friend. Because I am a cold-hard son of a bitch with a black heart filled with rage and resentment.
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My 9 year old boxer is my best friend, honest to god. I would do anything for him and he’s always there for me, can’t find that in most people.
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No.Overlander wrote: ↑Fri Dec 17, 2021 10:30 pmIs this a cry for help?
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Hope shindigs gf isn't on the boreds.
