Kansas Crimson

1. In your next life you can be either a Bear living in the United States, Lion living in Tanzania, Monkey living in Brazil, or Kangaroo living in Australia. Which do you chose to be?


2. You MUST vote for one of the following people in the 2024 Presidential election (not primaries).
Who do you vote for?
a. Donald Trump
b. Joe Biden
c. Kamala Harris
d. Mike Pence
e. Ron DeSantis
f. Gavin Newsome
g. Nikki Haley
h. Michelle Obama
i. Pete Buttigieg
j. Hillary Clinton
k. Ted Cruz
l. Tucker Carlson


3. Name something you are looking forward to doing in the next two weeks that you figure most other people will not do.


4. Forgetting heat indexes and wind chill factors, as well as forgetting humidity and if it's sunny or cloudy, what temperature (and above) do you consider it to be hot outside and what temperature (and below) do you consider it to be cold outside?


5. I'm someone who tends to over-think things. I'm honestly overthinking this. There probably is a simple correct answer.

bear
nikki haley
tubing
85 and 25

1. Do I retain my human brain and memories? If so, probably bear in the USA and see if, somehow, I can communicate to the right people without getting killed and then make my way to become an offensive/defensive lineman for the NFL. Or the NFL isn't inclusive, then I'm definitely going to be able to get into the WWE. If not, probably monkey, because of cognitive abilities.

2. Pete

3. Lobster bake

4. 84 and 39

5. In the 100 dollar range but not quite because of margin/markup on the goods. If someone steals 100 bucks, you loose 100 bucks no matter what the guy does with it ( unless he donates it back to you ).

1) kangaroo

2) Pete

3) relax in the Uintas

4) 85 and 40

5) i’d think it depends on the cost of the goods

1. Monkey/Brazil
2. Pete but not by much over others on the list
3. Going to the zoo
4. 87 and 29
5. I think the correct answer is probably $100 but my overthinking believes you have to figure in how much the goods cost the owner.

1. A bear. Living in the greatest country on earth!

2. Ron D baby!

3. Nothing.

4. Above 80 is hot. Below 50 is cold.

5. $30 + cost of goods sold.

"3. Nothing."

Checks out.

"2. Ron D baby!"

Checks out?

Too easy.

1) Brazilian Monkey - too f-ing hot in Australia and bears have a shorter life span
2) Pete Buttigieg
3) Projects around my house - unless of course some of you want to come over and work on my garage...
4) 90 and 10
5) $100 - the $30 in change + the $70 in revenue it would have received for selling the goods to a legitimate customer

Pete or Michelle.

A gay dude or a black woman. Some people's heads would explode.

BasketballJayhawk wrote: ↑Thu Jul 21, 2022 10:30 am Pete or Michelle.

A gay dude or a black woman. Some people's heads would explode.

Correct.
Now answer this question. Do you think more people had their head "explode" because we have a gay black female mayor of the city of Chicago - or because she's done a horseshit job?

RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: ↑Thu Jul 21, 2022 11:40 am

BasketballJayhawk wrote: ↑Thu Jul 21, 2022 10:30 am Pete or Michelle.

A gay dude or a black woman. Some people's heads would explode.

Correct.
Now answer this question. Do you think more people had their head "explode" because we have a gay black female mayor of the city of Chicago - or because she's done a horseshit job?

Not sure. She's definitely done a horseshit job though. Probably a bit of both?

BasketballJayhawk wrote: ↑Thu Jul 21, 2022 11:51 am

RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: ↑Thu Jul 21, 2022 11:40 am

BasketballJayhawk wrote: ↑Thu Jul 21, 2022 10:30 am Pete or Michelle.

A gay dude or a black woman. Some people's heads would explode.

Correct.
Now answer this question. Do you think more people had their head "explode" because we have a gay black female mayor of the city of Chicago - or because she's done a horseshit job?

Not sure. She's definitely done a horseshit job though. Probably a bit of both?

Probably more than just "a bit" of both.
Regardless of the job/s they are (and are not) doing, I'm actually thankful that I live in a city and state that has/have citizens who were ok with voting for a gay black female mayor and a fat white male jew governor.

1. Monkey
2. Pete. John Stewart may be the dark horse that isn't on the list.
3. Hold an alligator. Pet a monkey. Visit the UAE. Say a prayer at the Western Wall. Float in the Dead Sea. See where the actual Armageddon is supposed to start. Ride a camel and a donkey. Stay in a Bedouin tent for a night. Pick beets in a field to donate to food banks. Row a boat through a 1300-year-old town now below ground.
4. Cold - 40. Hot - depends on too many things. Shade vs non-shade is insanely important. Going to be experiencing 105+ in a few days, I'll let you know after that.
5. A touch less than $100, assuming you would have been able to sell whatever they bought.

Mjl wrote: ↑Thu Jul 21, 2022 4:19 pm 1. Monkey
2. Pete. John Stewart may be the dark horse that isn't on the list.
3. Hold an alligator. Pet a monkey. Visit the UAE. Say a prayer at the Western Wall. Float in the Dead Sea. See where the actual Armageddon is supposed to start. Ride a camel and a donkey. Stay in a Bedouin tent for a night. Pick beets in a field to donate to food banks. Row a boat through a 1300-year-old town now below ground.
4. Cold - 40. Hot - depends on too many things. Shade vs non-shade is insanely important. Going to be experiencing 105+ in a few days, I'll let you know after that.
5. A touch less than $100, assuming you would have been able to sell whatever they bought.

#3 - It's not a contest but if it were, in my opinion you're a runaway winner. Enjoy!