BOYCOTT ILLY

[Cascadia]

I'm no psychiatrist so I can't figure out why Illy chooses to be a regular at a crowded bar where a good percentage of the clientele have no respect for him. On top of that, it's a Jayhawk bar and he's not a Jayhawk. He's obviously a big fan, and being a licensed Jayhawk is not criterion for being a member of this bored, but you'd think he'd be able to read the crowd to ascertain his level of acceptance here.

I rarely post here because my work doesn't allow me the luxury of being plugged in to KCrimson all day. So, by the time I'm ready to post, the discussion has already moved on. I must admit that should he not return, I will miss the Lobster level of cognitively dissonant entertainment he has provided me over the life of his involvement in the bored. Mich is gonna have to step up to fill his shoes.

illy’s biggest flaw is that he has no self awareness.

[Mjl]

Oh the irony...

[ousdahl]

We could all benefit from self awareness.

[Overlander]

I'm no psychiatrist so I can't figure out why Illy chooses to be a regular at a crowded bar where a good percentage of the clientele have no respect for him. On top of that, it's a Jayhawk bar and he's not a Jayhawk. He's obviously a big fan, and being a licensed Jayhawk is not criterion for being a member of this bored, but you'd think he'd be able to read the crowd to ascertain his level of acceptance here.

I rarely post here because my work doesn't allow me the luxury of being plugged in to KCrimson all day. So, by the time I'm ready to post, the discussion has already moved on. I must admit that should he not return, I will miss the Lobster level of cognitively dissonant entertainment he has provided me over the life of his involvement in the bored. Mich is gonna have to step up to fill his shoes.

Illy enjoys the fight.

And, if he is losing, all it takes to right the ship is a few fishing emojis

[ousdahl]

I’m not gonna go look it up plus I got him on ignore anyway, but I think the illyest illy that ever illy’d was a few weeks back he put me down with something like “I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire”

And I dunno which disturbed me more:

that put down in itself

or precisely how much thought illy’s thought about pissing on me

cuz apparently it’s more than none

Ew!

[ousdahl]

Also the illyest is a funny superlative

It’s like the illest combined with the most antagonistic

[TDub]

I’m not gonna go look it up plus I got him on ignore anyway, but I think the illyest illy that ever illy’d was a few weeks back he put me down with something like “I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire”

And I dunno which disturbed me more:

that put down in itself

or precisely how much thought illy’s thought about pissing on me

cuz apparently it’s more than none

Ew!

its a somewhat common saying, though he got it slightly out of order from how I've heard it used.

it's also in an eminem song

along with, if you died i wouldn't buy you life.

but, I can't figure it all for you...

I cant be your superman.

[twocoach]

Been a long time since any threads dissolved into nonsensical poop flings over semantics. Kinda nice.

[ousdahl]

speaking of Mean Girls...

[Overlander]

Been a long time since any threads dissolved into nonsensical poop flings over semantics. Kinda nice.

The board is much better off, for sure

[PhDhawk]

I've been posting again with him gone.

Not sure that's a positive though.

[Deleted User 863]

Been a long time since any threads dissolved into nonsensical poop flings over semantics. Kinda nice.

8:09 on a beautiful October morning, and here you are, on a messageboard trying to rally the gang of bullies for a circle jerk about someone who hadn't posted in 2 weeks.

Sort of pathetic, no?

[Cascadia]

It was only a matter of time….

[Deleted User 863]

It was only a matter of time….

WOW!

Less than 1 minute.

You came quick!

But I bet you've heard that before.

[PhDhawk]

See you later guys.

[ousdahl]

See you later guys.

if I may suggest

[KUTradition]

the first rule about…

[twocoach]

Been a long time since any threads dissolved into nonsensical poop flings over semantics. Kinda nice.

8:09 on a beautiful October morning, and here you are, on a messageboard trying to rally the gang of bullies for a circle jerk about someone who hadn't posted in 2 weeks.

Sort of pathetic, no?

Nothing to rally at all. Just a moment of enjoying the peace and quiet, as short lived as it was.

[MICHHAWK]

all the first line internet deviants and malcontents all corraled onto the same page. this has got to be a record.

all the top douchebags.






seriously, there is not one missing from this page.

[ousdahl]

dangit twocoach don't quote illy!

but since you did, it doesn't surprise me that his first post in two weeks is just more petty drama. And here I was hoping a timeout would bring back a more pleasant iteration of illy.

Sigh.