Kansas Crimson

I don’t think we can be 7th with this lineup but then again I didn’t think we’d be a 1 seed with our lineup this season:

https://www.espn.com/mens-college-baske ... l-rankings

7th seems generous based on the very little we know at this exact moment

Yea, but unless Self retires, you know that's about where it'll end up

true

Press conference in the AM

dolomite wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 11:22 pm Press conference in the AM

In honor of Bill's retirement:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1638230179616006151

Doesn't affect ku but wild. This guy was a big time recruit thats been pretty well known since the beginning of his high school career

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/stat ... jwNDA&s=19

the children like to make very bad decisions.

randylahey wrote: ↑Fri Apr 14, 2023 11:17 am Doesn't affect ku but wild. This guy was a big time recruit thats been pretty well known since the beginning of his high school career

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/stat ... jwNDA&s=19

Assault with a deadly weapon means what?
In his case, whatever it means, he was released on 50k bond.

RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: ↑Fri Apr 14, 2023 11:38 am

randylahey wrote: ↑Fri Apr 14, 2023 11:17 am Doesn't affect ku but wild. This guy was a big time recruit thats been pretty well known since the beginning of his high school career

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/stat ... jwNDA&s=19

Assault with a deadly weapon means what?
In his case, whatever it means, he was released on 50k bond.

The way its worded doesn't feel like he shot or stabbed somebody. Id guess he just beat the shit out of someone with a bat or something

But I havent seen specifics

Assault with a deadly weapon is pretty complicated.







Nah, it is basically assaulting some one with anything that a reasonable person would consider potentially deadly.

Like Mike Tysons fists

If you got Mike Tyson's fists then I figure you're already deadly enough.
I don't think Mike would just give you his fists willingly.

pdub wrote: ↑Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:27 pm If you got Mike Tyson's fists then I figure you're already deadly enough.
I don't think Mike would just give you his fists willingly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OycmF4Vdahs

Joke didn't go over well.
I meant, if you're beating someone with Mike Tyson's fists, that means you ripped them off of his body somehow, and that means you're already pretty deadly.

i understood that, pdub, but it wasn't your best work.

pdub wrote: ↑Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:27 pm If you got Mike Tyson's fists then I figure you're already deadly enough.
I don't think Mike would just give you his fists willingly.

Wrong.

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/os ... story.html

"I take my hand off to him." -- Mike Tyson, with just one of his malapropisms after losing to Lennox Lewis on an HBO/Showtime production.

(Same post-fight presser where he said he was going to "fade off into Bolivian.")

DC has found more obscure argument support than any snarker ever. I mean HoF level snark. This one is near the top. Self level.

Thank you for helping DC.

Sparko wrote: ↑Fri Apr 14, 2023 6:56 pm DC has found more obscure argument support than any snarker ever. I mean HoF level snark. This one is near the top. Self level.

It might be the funniest post in board history