Official Jayhawks Thump Yale Thread

[pdub]

I agree with her.
Don’t use a toothpick in public.

[pdub]

We can’t inbound a ball.

[Shirley]

I agree with her.
Don’t use a toothpick in public.

Any chance the missionary position only is another of your must haves?

[pdub]

I mean, I like missionary.
It’s top 3.

[Shirley]

Can't believe we're trailing these guys.

[pdub]

Can't believe we're trailing these guys.

I know it’s a joke but they are out fundamentaling the shit out of us.

[Shirley]

Can't believe we're trailing these guys.

I know it’s a joke but they are out fundamentaling the shit out of us.

Hard workers, too.

[Shirley]

Seems like PhD should have come back for this game.

[pdub]

Ok.
Smart basket please.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Unless information time.
I think Wolf played AAU/EYBL ball with Juwan Howard's son. The same Ju Howie that coached Hunt Dick at Um.

[pdub]

Jesus Jackson.
Oh. My. God.
Can we turn Furphys plane around?

[Shirley]

Jesus Jackson.
Oh. My. God.

At least he hit the backboard?

[jhawks99]

Wrapping presents is the worst thing about Christmas.

My dad could wrap the most beautiful presents ever. I don't know how he did it. Every one was perfect. I did not inherit that skill.

I was getting serious with a woman once who didn't think there should be any visible tape when wrapping presents.

She was equally fastidious about not using a toothpick in public, or licking your fingers even while eating KC BBQ. She had a few more rules I won't share, but I couldn't see spending my life with someone so rigid, and said goodbye...

No tongue

[pdub]

Jesus Jackson.
Oh. My. God.

At least he hit the backboard?

Which time?

[Shirley]

Unless information time.
I think Wolf played AAU/EYBL ball with Juwan Howard's son. The same Ju Howie that coached Hunt Dick at Um.

Gutter, you're full of it.







"useless information"

[Jayhawkerr]

Only wrapping one, getting away easy.

Tell me you don't have any grandchildren, without ...

Yea, no grandkids…yet.

[Shirley]

My dad could wrap the most beautiful presents ever. I don't know how he did it. Every one was perfect. I did not inherit that skill.

I was getting serious with a woman once who didn't think there should be any visible tape when wrapping presents.

She was equally fastidious about not using a toothpick in public, or licking your fingers even while eating KC BBQ. She had a few more rules I won't share, but I couldn't see spending my life with someone so rigid, and said goodbye...

No tongue

You know Ann?

[Shirley]

Only wrapping one, getting away easy.

Tell me you don't have any grandchildren, without ...

Yea, no grandkids…yet.

Pro tip: Start practicing wrapping presents now.

[pdub]

No one uses toothpicks anymore.
Licking your fingers while eating BBQ is just called eating BBQ.

Elmarko Jackson is very bad at basketball tonight.

[pdub]

Hunter lazy and slow.