Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/1/20

[Deleted User 289]

1) Windy City Cannabis is opening a new location today on Weed Street. One of the very few locations in the "city". It's in a busy area and I predict it will be a zoo out there. Yes, I am going to go and check it out.
Have you smoked weed in the past year? Of course if you want/need to abstain from answering in an affirmative - it's understandable.

2) Someone gives you and will pay you $750 to wear a FUCK TRUMP shirt from 8:00am to 8:00pm and you have to attend a college or professional sporting event (with at least 10,000 other attendees) wearing the shirt without covering it up. Do you do it?

3) Today would have been my best friend's 56th birthday. I have mentioned he was a Jayhawk and my guess is one or two people on here probably knew him. I have also mentioned he was shot multiple times in his apartment. Have you ever seen (in person) someone get shot or see them soon after they were shot - before they got to the hospital or morgue?

4) I'm near "the lake" (Lake Michigan) and it's often cooler by the lake in the summertime. Just a few miles west of the lake it is supposed to be 90 degrees in Chicago every day for the next 15 days.
If given a choice, from July 1st to July 15th would you rather have the temperature be in the mid 60s every day or in the low 90s?

5) Assuming you have watched the show The Office, which "character" would you most want to have sex with?

[pdub]

1. Yes, I legally smoked weed this weekend, good stuff from highbrow
2. So with 10,000 attendees, i'm assuming covid has been solved? If I get to choose the sporting event, then yes, I'm in, assuming covid isn't an issue.
3. No
4. I'll take low 90's and get myself to the beach/lake
5. Pam

[shindig]

1. No, haven't smoked since KU days, so 20+ years
2. Yes
3. No
4. Low 90's
5. Pam

[Deleted User 310]

1. Yes, but I stopped a few months ago.
2. Sure (precovid19).
3. No.
4. Mid 60s, but neither bother me. I like hot weather.
5. Haven't watched that show enough to know character names.

[Deleted User 289]

1. Abstain
2. 49% yes / 51% no
3. yes
4. As long as it's sunny - 60s. I would say low 90s if there is/was low humidity but often there isn't.
5. Jan Levinson or Karen Filippelli

[jhawks99]

1) No
2) No
3) No
4) 90s
5) I can't watch that show, it's not funny and it's boring. That said, Pam is pretty good looking.

[TDub]

1. Nope
2. Nope
3. Yes.
4. Mid 60s
5. Karen

[Deleted User 141]

1. No. But I’ve done edibles (no smoking Of any kind for me)
2. No. I’d wear the literally anyone else shirt I have though.
3. No
4. 60s.
5. Ellie (I think she’d be most open to suggestion), but Rashida Jones by far the most attractive looking.

[NewtonHawk11]

1. No. Never smoked it and don't plan on it.
2. No
3. No
4. 60s. Mid 90s isn't bad though. Manageable.
5. Karen (Rashida), followed by Pam (Jenna), followed by Erin (Ellie)

[CrimsonNBlue]

5) I can't watch that show, it's not funny and it's boring.

This is like hearing someone say LC's burnt ends aren't any good. I guess even 99 can't be perfect.

[jhawks99]

5) I can't watch that show, it's not funny and it's boring.

This is like hearing someone say LC's burnt ends aren't any good. I guess even 99 can't be perfect.

I get it, just not my thing.

[Deleted User 62]

5) I can't watch that show, it's not funny and it's boring.

This is like hearing someone say LC's burnt ends aren't any good. I guess even 99 can't be perfect.

I get it, just not my thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg8NS6s0fkw

[Wiff]

1. Reefer madness!
2. Absolutely.
3. I was gunned down by drive-by paint-ballers
4. Mid-60's every damnin' time.
5. I would bone Dunder and Mifflin themselves.

[Deleted User 141]

Are t you afraid you’d get a paper cut?

[CrimsonNBlue]

Wifflehead came back to save the board?

I'm good with that.

[pdub]

Wiff coming back now is like Batman returning to Gotham in The Dark Knight Rises.
99ano won't get this analogy.

[NewtonHawk11]

WIFFLEHEAD!

[jhawks99]

Wiff coming back now is like Batman returning to Gotham in The Dark Knight Rises.
99ano won't get this analogy.

Someone needs to get that sock.

[Geezer]

Who's wifflehead?

[ousdahl]

He’s good people.

Not an asshole, and iirc picks Tyler Self on all his goat teams.

welcome back!