Y’all tourists

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lol. ousey's all good. sheesh.

I'm surprised so many emotions are involved in this topic...

maybe that's me, i totally get that.

but ousey's cool..

c'mon, man...
Please, I implore you to be reasonable...
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"Ousey" came here complaining about people requesting early checkins. Thought everyone would be on board and carry him around on our collective shoulders. Only its a perfectly reasonable request. So then he started changing his story about how rude these entitled jerks are. No doubt some are, it's not cool to be rude but that has nothing to do with requesting an early check in. Now everyone whi requests an early checkin is stoopid and rude.

People can be enormous assholes. I've experienced it. But the vast majority if customers are very polite. Pretending otherwise is just "ousey's" strategy to save some face after taking a dumb stance in early checkins.
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ousdahl wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:59 pm And re: the first story today, I should have put the suggestion in parentheses, cuz no way I would *actually* say that to a guest. I understand as well as anyone that it’s a guest’s prerogative to travel however they want, and I def know better than to suggest otherwise.
So...you ARE completely full of shit. Thanks for owning up.
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ok.

as i said, i'm surprised so many emotions are involved in this topic...

not tryin' to piss anyone off. Doc.
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Content creation.
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more entertaining than what most bring here
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.
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I need to watch where I'm walkin'.

Apparently stepped in something I didn't know was there
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TraditionKU wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:12 am more entertaining than what most bring here
^^^
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Yeah....beaverfever....amirite?
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Hi, I locked myself out of my room. Can y’all let me back in?

Of course sir, we’d be happy to help. What room are you in?

Umm...uhhh...I dunno I forget.

Ok...well what is the name on your reservation?

I forget that too.

Oooook...well could you please confirm that information? Because without a reservation name or a room number, I’m afraid we aren’t able to help you get back into your room.

Well then why don’t y’all quit giving me the run around and look that info up for me?
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Hi, we’re stopping by to see if y’all can check us in early?

Hello and welcome, sir, but unfortunately we had so many late checkout requests this morning that our housekeeing manager informed us we cannot honor any early checkin requests today. We apologize for any inconvenience.

Oh ok. Well then do y’all even have anything to do here besides just drive around for the rest of the afternoon?
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Hi. Can y’all check us in early?

Hello sir and welcome. I’m sorry, but we aren’t able to accommodate any early checkin requests today.

Oh okay. Well since there ain’t no early checkin available, can y’all just give us the keys to the room instead?
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Hi. Can y’all check us in early?

Hello ma’am and welcome. Sorry but we aren’t able to accommodate any early checkins today.

Oh well then when CAN we check in?

Checkin will be at 4pm ma’am.

Y’all promise?

*cringes* yes ma’am. We...promise.

Cross y’all’s heart and hope to die?

Yes ma’am, I hope to die.
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Geezer wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:23 pmContent creation.

Dont buy it. Portlandhawk has created two of the best threads with actual "content" and barely anybody has participated in those threads.

Also, i dont remember you jumping to Illys defense with the same line. Ill keep an eye out for that.
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Ous keeps to his own threads with these stories generally and also this is the Off Topic bored.

He’s a top 5 poster.
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Seems like a high ranking for someone who starts so many posts with, "have we discussed ____________ yet?" Instead of just bringing up a topic.
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pdub wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2020 4:09 pm Ous keeps to his own threads with these stories generally and also this is the Off Topic bored.

He’s a top 5 poster.
Hahahahaha. POTD
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ousdahl wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2020 3:20 pm Hi. Can y’all check us in early?

Hello ma’am and welcome. Sorry but we aren’t able to accommodate any early checkins today.

Oh well then when CAN we check in?

Checkin will be at 4pm ma’am.

Y’all promise?

*cringes* yes ma’am. We...promise.

Cross y’all’s heart and hope to die?

Yes ma’am, I hope to die.
Bless your heart is the perfect response to this. You failed.
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By far my favorite part about this thread is, you guys actually believe I work the front desk at a hotel!
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